Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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zachattack 0
Um... guys have a stimulator in their anus. Not a surprise he wants it.
breaksprinter_ 0
BBOX- "**** ass" was referring to the expression of the guy being an ass. Don't be such an ignorant douche to assume that I did not know what I was saying.
smm_fml 3
its called pegging. you should try it! dan savage is a big advocate.
blah_blah_shity 0
yeaaa #112! anal for girls sucks! me and my boy tried it for him, but he said he didnt feel anything good
fatblackman 0
#84 is right but irrelevant. First of all, guys don't have to be gay to want strap-on sex with their girlfriends or for any sexy girl for that matter. And second of all, anyone who did not know what #84 said before you read it just now fairly uneducated so why listen to them? Because I am sure that almost every single person has used the term "keep it on the DL" that's what it comes from... Gays keeping it on the DL. Don't say something if you don't understand it.
fatblackman 0
#111 you do know that this is a major fantasy for a lot of men right...?
ohfrick 0
groooooooooss i can't receive or give anal. i'm too preoccupied with how oh idk FECES COME OUT OF THERE. it's never -really- clean, you know.
Amkii 0
#119 - Exactly!!
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #117, Yes, "DL" started out as a term for people "creeping" or cheating; however, that term has come to be mostly or solely associated with "MSM", so maybe YOU should check YOUR facts. Secondly, I don't blame the black community for the "DL" and "MSM" lifestyle. So what? It's not an accepted "lifestyle". Bid deal. If you're gay, then be gay. There are more and more black people, more specifically women, especially me, who are saying come out and be who you are. You can't hide who you are forever because a person or group or people don't condone what and who you are. How long can the black community or black church be the blame? If it's not a big deal and there is nothing wrong with being gay, then why all the secrecy? Be who you are, regardless of the consequences.
meemz 0
@ #8... please.... this aint kink. and @112- there totally are nerve endings there.....