Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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greenman_fml 0
i think that's pretty gay
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
I'm not homophobic. I had a gay relative who died of AIDS before anyone knew what either of the two were. He was honest about it. I don't have a problem with gay peeps. Do you. I'm just saying that you need to be honest about what you like. I'm a 26 year old black woman, the demographic comprising the largest group of new HIV/AIDS cases. Black women just like me are DYING everyday of HIV/AIDS related complications because the men in their lives insist on living a lie by being on the "DL". Read up on it. Read the articles, books, and stats. I have no problem with gay men or women; just be honest about what/who it is you like and like to do. Viva la gay revolucion!
genius_man16 1
Yeah, because heterosexual people having heterosexual sex can NEVER get AIDS right? your close-minded idiocy makes my head hurt.
slayermm 0
that's not what she's saying at all! she said that more than half the women like her got aids from guys having sex with them and also other men.... it's not stereotyping OR homophobia- it's the facts...
proud023 1
It has nothing to do with the men your with being on the DL! HIV can be transmitted from an infected woman to a non-infected man. you are the largest group if new infections, but that has more to do with people not knowing their status, and their partners status prior to deciding, stupidly, not to use a condom! and just because you new someone who was gay does not mean that you are not homophobic. Nor does what you say totally make you homophobic, but you of all people, being in such a high risk category, should not make stereotypical comments about things that you obviously have outdated information on.
jm88 0
#32, I missed your first post, but I don't see how this is gay. Sexuality is a sliding scale. It's some kind of polarity thing. I can understand some people being in to this and others not being in to it.. regardless of sexuality.
genius_man16 1
i agree with #13 on this one, i mean, if he's up for it, why not? Not often that guys are willing to take what they usually only dish out.
burdenofaday 0
If a girl's plowing you in the arse it's definitely not gay. Lots of guys are just insecure lamers.
KrazyKatz3 26
Exactly. No matter what kind of sex you are having if you are having sex with a girl as a male that's pretty damn straight
urrka 0
That sounds so hot. I would totally be down! Although, I admit, it probably would have been nice to have a bit of a heads up.
thebaroness1984 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Priceless story.
Lotus_Eater 0
I think it's sweet that he trusts you enough to ask. You should try to be more understanding. I mean, he was of you after all.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
It's a free country. What you do in the privacy of your own home/bedroom is your business. If he wants to get f***** six ways to Sunday with ****** in every orifice, that’s his choice. I don’t care. But if I were his gf, I would ask myself why he would spring this on me during sex and not sit down and have a open conversation with me about his preferences. That might send up a red flag to me about the other things he’s been hiding and might prefer. I’d want to know exactly how long he has had this fantasy? Has he ever tried it before? With what sex has he tried it? How are would this fantasy go? I’d be asking questions. All I’m saying is that now is probably a good time and have a heart-to-heart. I am not advocating homophobia. In fact, I wish that people would be more open about their choices. As I have gotten older, I’ve realized that certain people will not accept you no matter what, so I think that you should be you, regardless of the consequences. I am advocating open, honest communication and calling things what they are. Again, as a black woman with the numbers going against me, I can’t help but feel compelled to feel the way I do. If he’s gay, so be it. He just needs to be open and honest about it so that he can proceed safely. Peeps, read the articles, books, magazines, journals, blogs about how the “DL” lifestyle is killing the black community, especially black women. I’m just saying.
DelBrocco18 0
k I just saw this fml now and I don't care what any of you say. if a guy wants it up the bum he's gay or bisexual. I don't have a problem with it just stop the bullshit that straight guys Like it. I'm a straight guy and none of my straight guy friends want anything near there asshole
jm88 0
Ah. I understand where you are coming from completely.