Poor Henry

By SierraCheyenne - 26/03/2020 23:09 - United States - Denver

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
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pjsr 32
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Sucks to be you! ...Er, no, I mean sucks to be him. Well, something sucks, and sucks well, but it’s definitely not you.

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taylomv0019 5
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if it isnt already you should buy him a wet/dry shop vaccume

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bl3ur0z3 17
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Now you can sleep while he visits the vacuum cleaner.

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Aiden89 23
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Lmao, that’s dangerous

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taylomv0019 5
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if it isnt already you should buy him a wet/dry shop vaccume

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themetropolitan 19
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The baby will be half human, half vacuum cleaner. Wonder what that will look like...

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jc1015 24
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let him have at it...let's you off the hook

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pjsr 32
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Sucks to be you! ...Er, no, I mean sucks to be him. Well, something sucks, and sucks well, but it’s definitely not you.

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RichardPencil 30
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A vacuum is better? Wow, you must really suck at ... um, I need a better vocabulary.

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WistayShlaio82 13
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Have his friend eat you out “your best friend does it better”

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BrotherPhil 33
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Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

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