Poor Henry

By SierraCheyenne - 26/03/2020 23:09 - United States - Denver

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 053
You deserved it 519

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Sucks to be you! ...Er, no, I mean sucks to be him. Well, something sucks, and sucks well, but it’s definitely not you.

if it isnt already you should buy him a wet/dry shop vaccume

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Now you can sleep while he visits the vacuum cleaner.

Lmao, that’s dangerous

if it isnt already you should buy him a wet/dry shop vaccume

The baby will be half human, half vacuum cleaner. Wonder what that will look like...

let him have at it...let's you off the hook

Sucks to be you! ...Er, no, I mean sucks to be him. Well, something sucks, and sucks well, but it’s definitely not you.

A vacuum is better? Wow, you must really suck at ... um, I need a better vocabulary.

Have his friend eat you out “your best friend does it better”

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.