By Stupid - 22/04/2013 06:58 - United States - Post Falls

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Sounds like everyone else knew something you didn't.

Who say she hasn't?

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Who say she hasn't?

She probably was, and so was the other chick.

okay everbody together now.

countryrose92 23

And now they both have the same ex boyfriend in the same hospital bed with the same injuries! Wow, it's uncanny how alike these girls are.... Fyl

they must be very close! they share everything

TayonaC 10

and this is when you and his other girlfriend(s) band together to get his ass.

Sounds like everyone else knew something you didn't.

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Twaumat - Are you actually implying that people who are cheated on should all know it somehow? So either they should be clairvoyant or else they're clueless? I only see one clueless idiot here. I'll give you two guesses who I'm talking about.

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I don't understand why saying "It's my opinion" makes people think they are immune to critisism. 'In my opinion the earth is flat'. if something is stupid, you should be called out for it.

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Twaumat - Good, then MY opinion is that you're a brainless twit who should never be allowed near a computer again so that the world can be spared your idiotic prattling. It's a good thing that people like you don't need to remember to breathe, because otherwise you'd surely forget. But that's just my opinion.

#46- Polyamory exists. You don't need a colony or anything. Just a few open-minded people.

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monnanon 13

#46 polygamy is multiple marriage polyamoury is a relationship consisting of more than 2 people. just an fyi you do get free range polyamourists.

NioBerry 7

well now she knows why the friend wanted to introduce them ..... no way they would believe the friend if she went up to them and said hey your boyfriend is my friends boyfriend

Polygamy is a marriage with one man and several women. Polyandry is the official definition of a marriage with one woman and several men. Since nobody in this FML was married to anyone else, 46, the term you're looking for is, in fact, polyamory.

#50 The electronic device you are using to post here is actually a computer.

bfsd42 20

Twaumat, I agree with your comment about her being clueless. And don't worry about docbastards insults. He gets a kick out of needlessly insulting people on the Internet.

Unfortunately, it seems nobody "needlessly" gave some people a good old fashioned beating for being a fucking idiot.

twaumat 28

80, I'm thinking docbastard was cheated on for years and also didn't know;)

I was just gonna put that maybe they were trying to put the two together for a reason so they can both find out.

Yeah, I agree. They probably didn't want to break the news themselves, easier to let them both figure it out together :/ Sucks.

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

You learn new things everyday!

Im sorry to hear that op. even though you spent so much time with this Guy I'm positive that if you keep looking you will find the right one for you. good luck op :)

Easy answer, tag team and freak the crap out of him.

Or tell him you want a three way with a friend of yours, have her come over, then beat the crap out of him while he's naked.

He doesn't deserve that! What he does deserve is a hard kick to his manhood by both girls so he will never be able to reproduce!

Unless that is what you meant, then I'm sorry for thumbing you down.

I think they should just not tell him they know and somehow make him hate them both so much he breaks up with both of them, THEN kick his ass!

You beat me to it #13..

Umm....30....do you often talk to yourself?....

If it were a girl cheating on two guys, would it be okay for both of them to smack her?

It's called a double standard, get used to it. And invite him over, and start a conversation with "I'm sorry babe, I've been cheating on you for 2 years now...", his other girlfriend walks in. Then kick his ass.

39, sorry for over-doing it. My first 2 comments, I was replying to #7, as I thought he was implying a 3way. Reread it and realized he may have meant confronting the guy. My 3rd comment, I didn't mean to submit. :/

Polynomial... shut the fuck up! Double standard or not, beating the shit out of someone, even if they're cheating, is only the way to go if you're an immature fucktard who can't act mature and walk away like the better person.

... What a dick. He must really put on a good show for neither of you to realize you we're being played for that many years.

This is a really cruel way to find out. Especially because it sounds like your friends all knew what was happening.

oj101 33

You two will sure have a lot in common to talk about.

You two should beat the shit out of him.