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Well now you have a baby
Maybe the stork brought it.
Damn thing always delivers to the wrong address!
I would've said that OP's house is haunted and that they should leave and never come back but that sounds like a more logical explanation.
Are there cats around? Cats make some weird-ass sounds that don't sound like cats, but they might sound like babies.
Parrots and birds can imitate baby sounds quite accurately too!
Cats do that on purpose because it instinctually gets humans to pay attention to them. Cats are evil
I have no idea why but your comment made me actually laugh out loud #5. Instead of the usual blowing extra air through your nose.
I'd be like, "No thank you." And then gtfo
Time to move house...maybe burn it down. You have a creepy child haunting.
Is it possible it came from the TV? I mean, most people don't sit in silence in their living room.
Who said they were sitting in silence? They could've been talking.
Nobody is assuming that they were sitting in silence.
this is not an FML. just 2 people hearing things
Maybe your neighbour has a baby?
Ya, I was thinking the same thing. If they live in a condo/apartment or townhouse you can often hear things through the walls. And certain sounds/pitches, can travel more than others.
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Maybe the stork brought it.
Are there cats around? Cats make some weird-ass sounds that don't sound like cats, but they might sound like babies.