By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
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DocBastard 38

No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.

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shadowsorel 15

Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!

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jacquesromualdez 12

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evilplatypus 38

It's like lion versus tiger. Similar, yet two completely different animals.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Ch-ch-ch-Chip n Dale! Rescue Rangers!!

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Sparks808 10

Chip 'N Dale are neither rats nor mice, but chipmunks, so not sure where you were going with that...

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Silent_Thrill 17

Maybe he's comparing Chip n' Dale's transformation to the mice transforming to a rat. You know, a mouse grows up to be a rat and Chip n' Dale grow up to be male strippers. Yeah... that's definitely what he meant!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...does this mean I'm gonna be a stripper?

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unknown_user5566 26

Squeaky, I sure hope so!

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ajeppsen 25

SqueakyChipmunk I was just waiting for you to come along.

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shadowsorel 15

Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!

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MissEmma_fml 22

I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Tumblr will teach you the popularity of the "stupid autocorrect" joke.

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sheethapins 13

How cheesey! That's raticulous. I find it amazing really rat he would think such vermin. It sure was mice of you to have talked to him about that pesty mix up.

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DocBastard 38

No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.

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j_cat187 19

Well that and snitches who betray their friends grow up to become rats.

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Srs_business 7

Eh guess my rat's just weird then. He grew up and became a chef.

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coolboy675 16

Arrite, it's gotta be eider Johnny Tightlips or Jimmy da Squeala.

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lacespace 8

Aw. I think it's cute that he's retarded.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Lol I understand why you're getting thumbed down, but your comment actually made me laugh. Must have been the irony.

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Zano23 9

Well I just learned something new. Thanks, op.

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drkate25 30

So if he sees mice in your house, does he think it's not a problem until they grow up? Cuz either way you should call an exterminator...

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chellyX92 8

Or they where at a pet shop and saw the two animals?

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drkate25 30

That's why I said if he sees them IN HER HOUSE

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

The mouse in my house grew up to be suplexed by a mouse trap 2 days ago :-)

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TBelle4Ever 15

He has it wrong, everyone knows that bats eventually shed their wings to become rats and mice grow to become picachu

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SammyS2012 21

I'm sorry. Great comment... But... Pikachu* It was just bugging me :(

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TBelle4Ever 15

It's ok, I wasn't 100% on spelling and I was debating if I should capitalize it or not. My thoughts were that because Pikachu is not a human name and there can be more than one, it should be lowercase. :) Thanks anyway for the spell check.

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SammyS2012 21

You're welcome. And now I'm doubting whether or not it's capitalised... I think it is?

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anythingmustbe 18

I wonder who told him that. I smell a rat...

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JAB2010 1

I just smell a moron. (And it ain't just you, 10!)

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WeAreAHurricane 14

^same guy who smelled his breath on the bus?

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JAB2010 1

Talking to me, 56? If you are, I'm not sure I get the reference--sorry.

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Ozuru 11

No...beavers shrink to become rats.

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olpally 32

What an idiot... He's all yours op... Congrats!!

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