Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
MrGold 0
I LOL'd at 93
loveofyourlife11 0
haha! that is exactly what I was thinking! op should be grateful that he remembered something. the Bj must have been good if he remembers the exact day it happened.
TahoeFMler 22
YDI for being young enough to think you need to celebrate your "anniversary" monthly. I've been married nearly 11 years and my hubby didn't start remembering THAT until just a few years ago! Grow up! Actually, I guess you should be excited he thinks of you enough to remember the ******** date... Snoogans....
mollyjynxjax 28
She's not talking monthly anniversaries. She means their yearly one was last monh
triggerit 5
it must be epic b/j or first in his manhood...
cory0220 0
sounds like me lol
b6000 0
you are pretty #2
acidlithium 0
winning!!!!
esu 5
yes #21 yes!
RainbowHeadache 2
It doesn't say they've only been dating a few months. Just that their anniversary was last month. Granted they could only have been dating for a few months but everyone assumes that's case when it may not be. OP, drop that dick gobbler. Although I remember all the first in a relationship I don't just remember the first time I got nommed on. He's inconsiderate.
rasta_pasta 4
So it's more considerate to dump her for remembering something he valued and not what you valued when you do the same? Women are all hypocrites expecting fairy tale bullshit romances instead of having realistic notions about what others care about.
MissBunny25 0
hey, OP, that's not a bad thing. that means you did a good job :D