Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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bloopaloop 27
Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?
Kammi Smith 5
Men are stupid sometimes.
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Comments (9)
bloopaloop 27
Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?
mfranks19891989 10
That’s what I want to know. It ain’t an anniversary without another bj
namine120409 42
Originally posted April 10, 2011
Kammi Smith 5
Men are stupid sometimes.
Miss_Kat 7
Just throw the whole man out..
Christian_Drug_Dealer 2
mad lad!!!
KingAdrock 16
Your BF thinks you give great head and you call FML?