Intimate moments: Our anniversary

Our anniversary

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2015 04:39

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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You deserved it 116

bloopaloop 27

Friday 27 December 2019 21:59

Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?

Kammi Smith 5

Saturday 28 December 2019 18:40

Men are stupid sometimes.

Comments

bloopaloop 27

Friday 27 December 2019 21:59

Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 27 December 2019 23:01

That’s what I want to know. It ain’t an anniversary without another bj

namine120409 42

Saturday 28 December 2019 10:57

Originally posted April 10, 2011

Kammi Smith 5

Saturday 28 December 2019 18:40

Men are stupid sometimes.

Miss_Kat 7

Sunday 29 December 2019 17:48

Just throw the whole man out..

Christian_Drug_Dealer 2

Friday 10 January 2020 3:16

mad lad!!!

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 14 January 2020 1:02

Your BF thinks you give great head and you call FML?

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