Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
samuelito 0
Boys will be Boys
jimmartin 0
must have been a good one!!'
jimmartin 0
you are georgeous!!!
KaskStunter 4
So it is ok for you to impose your anniversaries on him but he has to keep his to himself?
TinyDude 10
agree with 6. if a ******* is the only sentimental thing he remembers, he doesnt need a girl.
ImaWiseGuy 5
you've obviously never got good head before......
Frexual 0
lack of head = aggressive Norwegian.
perdix 31
Actually, he is right. For guys, the dating clock, yes, I said clock, only starts when there's intercourse or a ********. Everything before that is just pre-dating noise.
melissamarie24 0
what an ass!
PassTheDutch 0
71 win. reference to another FML. lol.