Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
mountneer 0
I think there is a simple way to solve this problem; first date bj's!
WoGxFALLEN 0
so you gave him a BJ after one month?
jackofdimonds 3
I need her number
rudie_fml 0
lmao!!
amberita28 0
That's what I was thinking! Easy sleazy! That's why he doesn't give a crap about her.
killakalli 1
Are you guys crazy? This dude had to put in one month of work for a BJ, that sounds about the opposite of easy to me. Get with it ladies, you should be blowing within a week tops.
hysterical 1
That's exactly what I was thinking... only a month?
Shamandalie89 32
Wow, I knew people on this site can be really judgmental, but calling OP "easy" just because she gave his boyfriend of a month a BJ? Ridiculous.
soccerchick_1994 8
thats awesome. lol
tencentsakiss 19
Now all of your future boyfriends can read this FML and know roughly how long they can expect to wait for their first ******** after they start dating you. The Internet is always a helpful place!
maddycakes19 0
mozeltof!
Chunkylover76 4
Something tells memory wasn't his mind she was blowing!! ;)
Barney_Rubble_75 0
that's sooo sweet! how many years have you been together?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Something likε that's hard to forget!
yuggi1 11
Oops, thanks for reminding me I ever had a ********. I forgot! /kidding.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol I fail. hope it didn't take you too long to forgive him op!