Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
SirSami 2
didnt u give him a ******* the instant u first met him cause remembering ******* anniversary is sorta weird...
johnnie254 7
the world revolves around our dicks! remember that!
Sk8er951 3
me and you are prob the only guys in the world who think that. I've been with my girl for over a year now
abcd4242 0
wanna be my bestfriend? hahaha jk I've seen you call countless people your bestfriend on comments
tswiftbaby 15
well, that's an important anniversary too! :)
HaloReachIsCool 6
That... -takes off sunglasses- SUCKS :D
Gustavo311 0
he's a keeper :)
inslb54 0
awesome! epic win for you!!
christrex99 0
No I still agree with 26
PHSYCHOnena 0
break up time! Obviously your just there for sex...