By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 338
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That's snot good.

Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl

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That's snot good.

cum on? seriously with the puns again...:)))

You just blew it

Don't overerect!

This comment chain was spectacular

*clap*fap*clap*

Why is every one getting all spunky about it?

Don't worry, it'll all blow over soon

@80 how does that even work? do puns about girls sneezing cum on you turn you on? I've never really understood those jokes unless they're severely ironic.

Are you dumb

Yeah it is. I think I'm going to stop sucking dick.

Agreed. Hence why I banned blowjobs for me in perpetuity.

Just cause it happened to one person doesn't mean it will happen to you.

Ahhh... C'mon you blew it...

Well, Atleast you had 1/7th of an orgasm too?

I thought sneezing was 1/10th of an orgasm xD

Ugh I thought it was 1/6th... who knows anymore!

You're probably right....this sounds like a horrifying experience. I can't imagine it would feel good...plus it probably wouldn't all come out...awgh that'd be awful. worse than sneezing ramen

How would you go about sneezing Ramen? It sounds like it hurts.

You eat it and then sneeze while it's still in your mouth. It happened to me while eating spaghetti bolognese, the pasta and meat went up into (and partly out of) my nose.

I sneezed out eggs before. was in a hurry to get to school so eating in the car. sneezed egg everywhere was funny as hell.

I once sneezed grains of rice out of my nose xD

i hate rice in your nose .... but i once was drinking root beer that was fresh, but it fizzed up and went up and out my nose... also painful

You should try sneezing when you have to throw up.. It was a very long time ago but i remember it like it was yesterday. The horror.

I remember having a bloody mouth. then sneezing out blood. It was horrid

I have done every subject in this list. but I have never sneezed semen. hahaha. but dear god did I not mean to start this but what a beauty.

I've accidentally done every single one in this list. With rice, meat, while drinking something... Including the semen. It's not nice, I can assure you. But the worst part, undoubtedly, is feeling sticky inside your nose and be unable reach it and clean.

Well that backfired on him...

you joke was under appreciated you deserve more thumbs up

Listen, I can only get so erect...

nonsensical 26

Could you tell where the snot ended and the cum began?

That is one of the most poetic sentences I've ever read.

Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl

Why? I mean yeah that'd suck but old memes burn worse.

At least now she nose