Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
MrGold 0
Yeah chill out. Bad experience I would say?
satan696969 0
yea bit extreem
tayza249 20
I think I quite like you :)
PollyluvsTigger 2
boys r so dumb.
Autoshot 9
You're not a boy?
cptmorgan15 2
Fooled me.
sarapsosis 1
lol that's mean^
DeadxManxWalking 27
Not all are dumb. Some are smart, caring, and sweet like myself.
scottishandrew1 0
40 = win^
siba 0
I agree wif 18!!!
MrGold 0
Not true^
tayza249 20
well next year he can remember this day as the anniversary of when he stopped receiving them.
MrGold 0
Buzzkill
TahoeFMler 22
Sadly they seem to be too damn young for that... They're talking about MONTHS! I bet they won't even make it 1 year....
harmonicsoul 3
104, It is safe to assume that their yearly anniversary was last month, but who knows?
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
tayza249 20
I agree. you kind of expect it from teenage boys, but men?
Devin91 20
not all guys are like that.
tayza249 20
that's true, but it doesn't change the fact that a lot of guys are
MrGold 0
Says the hot guy^ No ****.
sarapsosis 1
^ lmao at MrGold, what's was that, are you saying hot guys are all jerks, or am I jumping to conclusions, because I do like doing that
Devin91 20
im not like that, my mom wouldnt talk to me if i was like that and in plus its disrespectful.
holymolybro 0
Sweetie. If you're going to call anyone dumb, please do it with correct wording.
holymolybro 0
Wow. Commented on the wrong thing.
MrGold 0
I didn't say hot guys are jerks. I was agreeing with the hot guy. No ****. Wait who's calling who dumb? I didn't see anyone call someone dumb.
Devin91 20
oh and thank you for the compliment(: haha.
jackofdimonds 3
neither did I, what are you talking about?
MrGold 0
idk it's too early ~.~
McGherkin 0
The comment before this was, 'Boys r so dumb'. I agree, a lot of blokes these days act like right a**holes, and give us a bad reputation.
holymolybro 0
LOL @22. Maybe you should give him a bj or have sex on the day of your actual anniversary. Then he'll remember. and you'll be gettin' that fo'sho.
Livinia 11
Maybe you should've given him a ******* on the day you two got together, then he would've never forgotten!
tayza249 20
maybe he wouldn't have stayed with her if she was that easy
Livinia 11
Well he's not exactly a keeper anyway.
jimmartin 0
you are so hotttttt
BuLLetss 0
wow drop dead gorgeous