By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States - San Diego Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 33700 You deserved it 4090 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maybe next time? - Australia - Greystanes Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML I agree, your life sucks 12438 You deserved it 885 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Poorfish - United States Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML I agree, your life sucks 50819 You deserved it 29862 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - - United States Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML I agree, your life sucks 51929 You deserved it 4530 196 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By randomjulz - United States Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 38165 You deserved it 9939 193 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I had to explain to a coworker that even though, yes, I’m Polish and, yes, my family’s from Poland, that, no, we’re not from The North Pole. We’re not from Antarctica either. FML I agree, your life sucks 1820 You deserved it 107 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By catgiraffegirl - United States Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 39850 You deserved it 2928 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By huh? - United States - Monterey Park Creepy Dick Pic Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me a photo of him getting head from a gorgeous woman. He captioned it “Jealous?” with smiley emojis. I’m not sure what’s creepier, the fact that he sent it, that he even has my new number or that we broke up more than 8 years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 2519 You deserved it 120 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alex - United States Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML I agree, your life sucks 40920 You deserved it 20354 616 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Leo_RxXx - United States Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML I agree, your life sucks 48046 You deserved it 21470 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pinkie - United States Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML I agree, your life sucks 28708 You deserved it 2600 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By poop - United States Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 30637 You deserved it 4167 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DeadBroke - United States Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML I agree, your life sucks 31436 You deserved it 5706 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Norway - Mo I Rana Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML I agree, your life sucks 46484 You deserved it 7326 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ambiiii - United States - Marble Falls Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25479 You deserved it 2021 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Job Seeking - Australia - Melbourne Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML I agree, your life sucks 35041 You deserved it 2987 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrianP - Netherlands Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML I agree, your life sucks 49405 You deserved it 4022 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newtown Square Today, after hearing the results of my spinal tap, following several scans, my doctor said discovering that I have Multiple Sclerosis was a "happy accident". FML I agree, your life sucks 23846 You deserved it 1485 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML I agree, your life sucks 27187 You deserved it 13775 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - United States - Houston Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML I agree, your life sucks 3581 You deserved it 477 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML I agree, your life sucks 53679 You deserved it 4896 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML I agree, your life sucks 4635 You deserved it 405 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - France - Belloy-en-france Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML I agree, your life sucks 28799 You deserved it 4886 185 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SendHelpAndBleach Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML I agree, your life sucks 3527 You deserved it 1440 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stilljobless - United Kingdom Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML I agree, your life sucks 7060 You deserved it 39466 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KlutzyFarmGirl - United States Glamorous... Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML I agree, your life sucks 3275 You deserved it 318 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By feel so dirty Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 5546 You deserved it 1226 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By floff Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML I agree, your life sucks 3423 You deserved it 214 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Barry Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML I agree, your life sucks 27813 You deserved it 2997 217 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By that guy - United States - Atascadero Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 41782 You deserved it 3136 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thefuck - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML I agree, your life sucks 44766 You deserved it 3648 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Arlington Heights Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 38665 You deserved it 11320 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Meredith Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML I agree, your life sucks 7821 You deserved it 32791 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scubai - United States Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML I agree, your life sucks 33421 You deserved it 5662 219 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bad luck Bianca - United States - Houston Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML I agree, your life sucks 26760 You deserved it 10170 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 14YearOld - United Kingdom Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML I agree, your life sucks 39788 You deserved it 7970 236 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fluory - United States Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 30058 You deserved it 3938 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IB6UB9 - United States Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 66034 You deserved it 6945 322 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lynn - United States Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML I agree, your life sucks 43750 You deserved it 4361 334 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Can't Spell Worth A Damn - United States Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML I agree, your life sucks 30648 You deserved it 41628 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DeniedAgain - United States Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I'd had a quarter in my pocket. I find no change in my pocket once I get to the register, so I pull out my credit card. The cashier laughs a few seconds later. My card was declined for a piece of gum. FML I agree, your life sucks 39193 You deserved it 15470 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By _Peppermint_ | 34 #6124480 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:44 You should've taken a picture. Send a private message 68 4 Reply
By silvercamaro | 22 #6124481 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:44 Flip him off at work Send a private message 47 5 Reply
By _Peppermint_ | 34 #6124480 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:44 You should've taken a picture. Send a private message 68 4 Reply
Reply PeopleLikeGrapes | 12 #6124617 - Friday 21 November 2014 18:16 And what? Report it to his boss? ;) Send a private message 29 3 Reply
Reply redstone7693 | 29 #6124930 - Saturday 22 November 2014 2:16 snitch... Send a private message 5 2 Reply
Reply touch_the_sky_77 | 22 #6125020 - Saturday 22 November 2014 5:25 I could totally make a Harry Potter reference right now... Send a private message 2 4 Reply
Reply Axipiter | 24 #6125062 - Saturday 22 November 2014 6:21 Forget Harry Potter... Top Gun. Flip him the bird while you're inverted right above him, and take a Polaroid. Send a private message 8 1 Reply
Reply Cr1spyBacon8r | 7 #6637761 - Monday 27 June 2016 17:04 #41, I don't think most people get the reference... This saddens me. Send a private message 0 1 Reply
By silvercamaro | 22 #6124481 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:44 Flip him off at work Send a private message 47 5 Reply
Reply garrett_8614 | 14 #6124632 - Friday 21 November 2014 18:53 Something tells me that's not a good idea Send a private message 23 2 Reply
By TanzWolf | 26 #6124484 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:46 At least he'll know why you're late? Send a private message 26 6 Reply
Reply TanzWolf | 26 #6124512 - Friday 21 November 2014 16:13 I was saying because he's in traffic, and the fact that his boss flipped him off means he's mad, because he's going to be late. Just an assumption. Send a private message 16 4 Reply
Reply SystemofaBlink41 | 27 #6124532 - Friday 21 November 2014 16:32 I know I would, #13. Send a private message 14 1 Reply
By everton99 | 16 #6124485 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:47 This guys name!!! Best Key and Peele sketch ever. Send a private message 6 6 Reply
By jimmer23 | 21 #6124488 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:48 Ehh, people do worse things to each other in cars than just flip you off. He could have mooned you. Can't come back from that level of awkwardness. Send a private message 28 2 Reply
Reply razoray9 | 21 #6125608 - Sunday 23 November 2014 0:36 Yes because it's possible to moon someone while driving a car Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By Sports_guy3 | 28 #6124491 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:50 Better act like you didn't notice it at work. Send a private message 2 1 Reply
By Sakuraashita | 15 #6124496 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:56 Maybe he couldn't tell it was you? Better park in the back lot for a while... Send a private message 2 1 Reply
By DenverTyrrell | 13 #6124497 - Friday 21 November 2014 15:58 Wow...fun day at work then? Send a private message 1 7 Reply
By MattM95 | 16 #6124504 - Friday 21 November 2014 16:02 I'm guessing OP's boss has some road rage issues. Sounds like a fun day at work! Send a private message 2 11 Reply
By TheGolfGTI | 24 #6124507 - Friday 21 November 2014 16:07 I don't take to kindly to those sort of things. I would have flipped out. Send a private message 1 6 Reply
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