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Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
Karma will get him >:)
Karma doesn't exist.
good and bad things happen regardless of whether you're good or bad yourself. but this "leave it to karma" or "karma's got your back" stuff is ridiculous. something bad will happen to your boss, OP, but that's because bad things always happen to people. same with good things.
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Evidence points to the universe being random. Karma is as strange an idea as a virgin birth, or the power of prayer.
Are you talking about asexual reproduction? If so, that's totally not the same thing.
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.
What a jerk.
just tell him that's his fault. but yes, mud would not be very presentable.
Your boss is a jerk regardless. Obviously you were splashed on the way in and him being the one that did it is another issue.
thats when you take revenge on him by using laxatives so he soils his trousers
That's when you pull out your birthday suit.
How about you give your boss a hug for being honest with you. ;)
ydi for going to work like that. I would have went home, called my boss and told him that I quit.
And then you would be living with your parents for another 10 years...
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Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.