Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"
Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"
Today, I was getting to second base with a girl, and I said her boobs were "soft like cake". She started laughing, and I got so embarrassed I lost my boner. FML
#7: I dunno what medical school you graduated from, but it's a Commonly Known Fact(TM) that men only get a certain number of erections in their life, and every time the use one without orgasm, that erection is lost forever. This is the male equivalent of a woman's "biological (fertility) clock", and is also the reason why older men can't get erections without drugs--they used up all their boners.
@56, You actually thought what he wrote about limited erections was... true? Please, do not share this wisdom with your friends.
Also, the correct medical condition is called "Erectile Dysfunction" in case you want to look up the reason why men resort to taking viagra. Not all men, old or young, have to take viagra.