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By weirdthingtosay - / Friday 21 November 2014 09:56 / United States - Kalama
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By  TanzWolf  |  26

Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"

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  cmchappy  |  24

Maybe make it up to him by wearing whipped cream next time

By  TanzWolf  |  26

Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"

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  caleb_9756  |  14

I want to hear the FML in the guy's place.

Today, I was getting to second base with a girl, and I said her boobs were "soft like cake". She started laughing, and I got so embarrassed I lost my boner. FML

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#7: I dunno what medical school you graduated from, but it's a Commonly Known Fact(TM) that men only get a certain number of erections in their life, and every time the use one without orgasm, that erection is lost forever. This is the male equivalent of a woman's "biological (fertility) clock", and is also the reason why older men can't get erections without drugs--they used up all their boners.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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  mafuyu_fml  |  10

@56, You actually thought what he wrote about limited erections was... true? Please, do not share this wisdom with your friends.

Also, the correct medical condition is called "Erectile Dysfunction" in case you want to look up the reason why men resort to taking viagra. Not all men, old or young, have to take viagra.

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