By weirdthingtosay - 21/11/2014 09:56 - United States - Kalama

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Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
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TanzWolf 26

Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"

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Sports_guy3 28

#1- Your name fits your comment perfectly

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beserker81 12

You have to admit the guy is ******* hilarious

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cmchappy 25

Maybe make it up to him by wearing whipped cream next time

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doctorhook86 24

#2: That she wouldn't embarrass him during sex.

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Stazza11 27

47, if you refer to someone's ******* as soft cake in or out of the bedroom prepare to be laughed at.

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TanzWolf 26

Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"

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Enslaved 36

Or Today a hot guy saw my teeny tiny boobs and said they were "flat like pancakes". FML

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caleb_9756 14

I want to hear the FML in the guy's place. Today, I was getting to second base with a girl, and I said her boobs were "soft like cake". She started laughing, and I got so embarrassed I lost my boner. FML

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DenverTyrrell 13

Ha ha ha if I had boobs and somebody said that I would laugh! Btw there are things you can do that can "help" him with that situation :)

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PennyLane27 32

"You're too young for this" says "pornonator"....

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TanzWolf 26

It's poronator, moron.

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randomguy236 3

It's still young ... shld focus on his studies...!!! :-D

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caleb_9756 14

#59, In what ******* world do you live in where eight year olds look like that?

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kittyfrozen 19

i keep thinking that you are a girl until i clicked into your picture and realized that... sorry :/

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Mauskau 35

It's the placement of what looks like a picture frame, looks like a cute little bob :3

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BadApple88 29

It's not like he won't ever get another boner...

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doctorhook86 24

#7: I dunno what medical school you graduated from, but it's a Commonly Known Fact(TM) that men only get a certain number of erections in their life, and every time the use one without ******, that erection is lost forever. This is the male equivalent of a woman's "biological (fertility) clock", and is also the reason why older men can't get erections without drugs--they used up all their boners. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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BadApple88 29

So what you're telling me is, if they attempt to have sex another day he won't get a boner? Oh. -_-

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syed121417 22

Yes but, he's obviously going to get another boner at some point. Yes, men have a limited number of erections but I doubt that was his last one?

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mafuyu_fml 10

@56, You actually thought what he wrote about limited erections was... true? Please, do not share this wisdom with your friends. Also, the correct medical condition is called "Erectile Dysfunction" in case you want to look up the reason why men resort to taking viagra. Not all men, old or young, have to take viagra.

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hduebdo 14

You have reached a new level of stupidity.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I dislike using the word stupid on people so instead I'll say, "This thread is stupid".

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Unlovable_Me 14

He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I would have thought it was very sweet of him.

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quickit 24

I agree. It's nice being able to laugh with someone during intimate moments like that.

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MsKatieFace 11

Laugh with yes, but it seems more he felt she was laughing at him or he probably wouldn't have been embarrassed.

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