Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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Comments (103)
winterlies 8
I get my lipring caught in quite a few things myself, it's a pain at first, but you just can't stop laughing afterwards.
Chad_the_Brony 0
What makes this funnier is that you're both from Mexico. What are the odds.
Okayitwasme 0
You deserved it! The only holes you need are the ones you were born with. Ever see an 80 year old with a tongue ring or any other extra exterior holes? F ing gross!
sabbb_fml 0
Gotta love septum rings !
amklycz 0
that's y u probably shouldn't have a nose ring
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for not just taking the nose ring out to get it untangled.....
Ragingasian 0
TORO! TORO!
chris3113 7
That's why u dont get a nose ring lmao...
EDUARDO562 0
Hey at least he tried not to laugh instead of laughing the whole tim
Not_You_Again 15
Bullrings are gross and animalistic. UDI!