Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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Comments (103)
Hacim95 0
Toro!! Toro!! Haha I'm sorry : / Sounds like it hurt
Hacim95 0
Just realized I'm like the fifth person to say Toro -_-
bannedforlife 0
Bullfights are not funny.
sassybananas 0
that nose ring has got to be huge if it can get caught on a blanket .. but what do you expect when you have a door knocker hanging off your nose
killerguitar007 1
Your fault for having a nose ring
b_rad_fml 4
YDI - Of all possible piercings, nose rings and lip rings are the ugliest and most disgusting! I mean, how do you blow your nose with a cold and not get your nose ring all crusty with snot?
0die 0
Oh, pobrecita...
THEDUDE1553566 24
Nose rings are gross