Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
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dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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Comments (103)
Amrel 10
Ole!
Aspen_Grace33 27
I was thinking the same thing!
GoW_Chick 15
Imagine if you had your tongue pierced and it got caught in the blanket that would of been even funnier, stop molesting your blanket OP. :-P
22jrdn55 15
OR you could spare the whole piercing process and simply lick a freezing pole.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I fail to see how that could happen, not involving some serious stupidity or a strange blanket fetish.
GoW_Chick 15
That was sort of the point of the joke, though I will admit it wasn't a stroke of comedic genius.
Spazz420 7
The worst is when u r drying your face and your nose ring gets caught in the towel!!
kailey196 0
Was it your septum ?
HappyJello 7
Well you have to admit, it kinda of sounds like one. Except the part of him stabbing you with swords.
josiemorehouse 12
LOL sorry OP. I feel your pain. My nip rings (open horseshoe hoops) get caught on my tanktops and tangled in my bath poof. My hubby laughs at me too. Insensitive jerks. ;)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Get captive bead rings, I've had absolutely no problems with them.
ifailplzinsultme 0
If you don't want to get laughed at for getting your nipple ring caught in things, don't get them.
josiemorehouse 12
I had captives. Wanted a change. To the other douche who said 'don't get them'... Words cannot describe the amazing pleasure piercings in erogenous zones can be. Maybe you should get a little freaky and see how awesome it feels!!!!
ifailplzinsultme 0
Hi I'm the douche. I'd prefer to be a little less freaky because rings sticking out of my man **** may not be attractive.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Hey, 46 is right, purposefully placed piercings take pleasure to another dimension. I wouldn't give mine up for anything. I understand if they are not your thing, but you don't need to judge those of us who have some if you haven't experienced it yourself.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Not judging, just stating that if you don't want your rings to get caught in things, don't get them.
Ninjasaurus18 9
#81- That's what I said. I'd you don't want them caught on stuff, don't get them. Idk, nipple piercings look like they'd hurtXD. I prefer my lip and corset piercings.
contrabandist 0
Wouldn't it have been easier to just undo the nose ring from your nose and untangle IT?? I swear common sense isn't so common anymore.
Snafuusmc 12
Ew nose rings! Sorry op but bleh!
xDefiant 4
I found my nose peircing hurt the worst. My lip and tongue weren't bad. I feel for you, I got towels and stuff stuck on my nose ring when I still had it. But like others had said, something to laugh about later.. and at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor.
fernclogger 5
Toro!! Toro!!!