By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
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caohm 18

i wouldn't recommend asking for a little of the top

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rebellionwars 11

Edward Cullens?

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TheCanucklehead 22

Borgov Hootzenheffer?...bad memories...don't hire a Russian to do a Canadian haircut

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nurchok 15

Bro, the last name sounds German...

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Caitie_kid 8

Maybe it was the only way he could get op to hold their head still while cutting? My mom used to say to me "if you move your head, it's going to be crooked, I'm not going to fix it, and you might get hurt with the scissors."

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noir_heart 8

20- The way your mom said it and the way OP's barber said it is completely different... If OP was moving, the barber could just politely say, "Please try to stop moving. I don't want to accidentally cut you."...

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CrookedCook 14

Despite his current not-so-great film streak, I always felt that was one of Saddler's more underrated films.

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eddeeezzyy 19

15 - how can you say that? That's My Boy was hilarious as ****.

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Verst 16

Some people share different humour, but then again, you might want to watch out.

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TheDrifter 23

And be glad he isn't in for a hot shave. Jokes about getting cut have a whole new feel when there is a razor at your throat.

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golden_warrior 23

Ya, pets not tip the guy that threatened to stab you. That's a smart idea

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vipirius 18

Wait, you're supposed to tip barbers??? My while life is a lie :O

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TheBrochure 22

#58 - It's a wonder you haven't been threatened to have been stabbed by one, then! :P

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jessBeAqueen 13

was he singing his threats like he was in a musical? maybe you were in Sweeney Todd and he was making the worst pies in london? if he looked and acted anything like Mr Depp, I would consider myself lucky....sigh!!!!

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aLiYaaH_fml 17

He's weird...I think it's time to get a new barber..

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JustMyUsername 4

You should have done something about it

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