By MySummerinEurope - 25/05/2012 22:59 - Belgium - Brussels
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Do it in the shower! There's something wrong if your roommate comes in while you're in there...
55- I think you were duped. Semen IS water soluble. It wouldn't wash out of sheets if it wasn't. Hair on the other hand isn't. I rather suspect hair clogged the drain. Excessive toilet paper use or hard water was more likely to blame for the toilet block... Well unless you had my friend for a roommate... Then it was goat bones jamming the toilet. As to why goat bones... See my icon. Rotting in water is a good method of cleaning bones when you can't keep beetles. I digress though. It's complete urban legend and has been fully debunked that semen clogs drains.
They were sent out as a joke then. Semen is 100% water soluble. Do a test if you don't believe me. Wank and save your semen. Mix it with food dye so you can clearly see it. Put it in a clear container like a jar. Run water over it. Bet you anything it breaks up and starts to dissolve in the water.
You're not very smart are you? Semen Is not water soluble. If left long enough on sheets, it isn't cummin- I mean coming out. On top of that, there are plenty of things that get washed off by water that aren't water soluble. If anything, water turns semen into a sticky solid rather than breaking it up...
Okay so water actually dilutes semen making it more liquified not a sticky solid also semen will liquify on it's own in a about an hour if it's say left in a specimen container. Not saying it's water soluble but water does dilute it and make it significantly less sticky
Shower? Or bathroom haha if your in there then he can't go in and out anymore solves both problems
Everyone who thumbed you down meant to thumb you up because your comments are actually awesome. I am sure it is such a huge misunderstanding. We all apolgize. Say you're sorry guys. Whole crowd of people- "We're sorry destinee_95! We didn't mean to hurt your feelings!" And that wasn't just me typing this; it was a lot of people apologizing and me writing down what they said. We also hope to see many comments as fantabulous as yours was destinee_95. Have a wonderful day.
Bebohacker and fuzz97 - Yes it was wrong. This isn't the place to comment on people's profile pics. Vote as you wish, but keep your comments relevant to the story or to other comments. Otherwise some asshole will come along and tell you what fucking imbeciles you are and to keep your fucking pieholes shut. You wouldn't want that, now would you?
I simply posted a comment. It wasn't about anything but the comment and some how it became about my picture. You guys must not have anything else to do but bring people down. I'm not taking the picture down it doesn't show anything inappropriate. This isn't a dating website so I don't really care if you find me attractive or not. Not liking my picture is not a very good reason to dislike my comment, it's not an obligation to like it or not. So if you like it thumbs up and if u truly do not like my comment(not my pic) then thumbs down it.
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Is masturbation all you care about? Because that's kind of what it seems like. Why don't you just lock the bathroom door while you're in there doing your thing?
#14-- If you're on an exchange trip in Belgium and you're complaining about lack of internet or masturbation, you're doing something wrong. It's called finding a distraction and not whining. I mean, honestly. You're surrounded by a new, foreign country, with an opportunity to meet interesting people, learn a new language (or three), see famous foreign things, and have tons of new experiences.... yet you still manage to be bothered by horniness or lack of internet? Priorities, people. I hate people like you.
Wait so being in a new place negates peoples right to be frustrated by things? To what end? Does that mean if I get mugged I should shrug it off because I'm in a new area? Oh damn, I was hoping to not have to lose money or replace all my things but hey, I should just go distract myself and not whine... You may hate people like me, but I feel sorry for people like you who must be incapable of having a gamut of different emotions. Where does it say that anyone wouldn't do all the things you suggested? Not having the internet would be a big issue for me, I do all my banking, communication with people back home and research online. Not having access to those things for what could be months would actually be considered a big problem. I'd still get out and enjoy my time as much as I could with no money or ability to complete my student placement. It's like you believe new experiences require people to stop being themselves and now just be this ball of positivity. What a load of wank.
To me, it did sound like masturbation is his only concern. Get out of the room and explore. Rub it out in bed after he falls asleep. Your life sounds pretty sweet and you'll probably not have another experience like this. Stop stressing your semen build-up and take advantage of the opportunity to expand your interests.
This conversation went completely over 86s head. I think OP wasn't only thinking about "choking the cock" because we only hear like 300 words. He could be out all day then want to come home and release a little away from home anxiety by jerking it. Just because his few words don't sound like he is enjoying himself doesn't mean he isn't. And jerking in your bed with someone else in the room is a bad idea. Can get very loud. Not that I would know. Haha.
When you compared not having internet to not being able to masturbate, it implied that not having internet was more of a nuisance than a serious problem to you. It's not fair to come back later and change your position. Obviously if you had said outright that not having internet access was a serious problem for you, I would have simply explained that not being able to masturbate is NOT a serious problem, so your comparison of the two is pointless. Similarly, being mugged is a serious problem, not a nuisance. How can you even compare the two? If you go to a new country, full of new and exciting experience that are just as good, if not better than masturbation, or for many people (though you have now clarified that your case is different), internet access and yet still manage to be bothered by these things rather than at the very least distracted by your new environment, you are probably either a perfectionist or very ungrateful. Also, please stop straw manning me. I never said or implied most of what you claim I did...
66 - there are internet cafes nearly everywhere now, so comparing the two is really irrelevant... There are also phones to communicate, and libraries to do research in... You seem a bit too reliant on the internet... Sure it's handy to do all the things you mentioned but you acted as if there are no other options for you.
171, Not a serious problem to you you mean. Clearly the individual has a high sex drive, just because you could be happy with no sexual outlet doesn't mean everyone else can. Yes being mugged is a serious problem, hence my comment "to what end?". This means, how far into extremes do we have to go before having the right to complain about things kicks in? You seem to think that everyone needs to tick what they say off some criteria you have of what is or isn't acceptable. The very notion of which is quite stupid. You sound a lot like another idiot who used to come on here regularly to complain about people who were able to embrace sexuality. How is someone "ungrateful" for expressing an issue that they have, just because they aren't in their home country? This simply doesn't make sense. If it is an issue for you at home, how is it no longer an issue elsewhere? And what exactly is there to be grateful for? Being accepted to study somewhere that they worked their ass off for and are no doubt paying for financially?
27, One day his movies will have their own football type commentary where they have replays in which someone will circle the main character and explain what's going on to the audience. Cos nothing says "Damn, how stupid are you?" like football commentary. "In this scene we see Timmy on the right here *circle* looking over at his love interest Mandy shown on the left *circle*. As the scene continues we see Timmy make his move through the center line *line* and say to Mandy 'I think you're hot'. This suggests that Timmy is really into Mandy, and probably wants to get busy."
Well she's definitely better at grammar than you. You should have used you're, not your. You should have used than, not then. And apparently you're just too stupid to spell 'either' correctly. Before you call someone else stupid, make sure you're not, in fact, the stupid one. Because in this case, you are.
146 - Maybe if you weren't such a condescending douchebag, you would realize that her grammar and spelling wasn't top notch either. She also used the wrong form of your, and spelled 'probably' wrong. AND, she failed to punctuate correctly. Got a crush or something? Your favoritism is showing.