Miscellaneous: Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors...

By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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Gross prank, dude

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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StraightEdge325 11

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:12

Was his name Edward?

BigMatt803 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:12

Might be time to switch barbers

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Loner1313 5

Friday 30 August 2013 23:50

Me too, but my barber is also my mom...

cmecha08 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 3:36

you probably deserved it for not sitting still

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:24

Repeatedly? Was the idea of walking out with a half-done haircut scarier than getting shanked?

IronSkye 7

Saturday 31 August 2013 22:55

Maybe he was having a bad day.

GABYLICIOUS 6

Saturday 31 August 2013 23:10

Oh god

Emillllllllllie 7

Monday 9 September 2013 5:07

You should get your hair cut somewhere else of that happens a lot...

SaucyGirl106 18

Sunday 9 February 2014 7:44

if he starts to sing "my friends" to those scissors, I would start backing up out of the room if I were you.

mollyjynxjax 28

Tuesday 16 December 2014 23:06

YDI for staying after the first threat!

thebiteof87 27

Sunday 12 July 2015 15:32

Why?

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 2 May 2021 1:00

And you didn't leave?

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Same thing different taste

**** my shit up

Gross prank, dude

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