Animals: Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of...

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 05:00

Today, my cat got his head stuck in the handle of a plastic bag while snooping. Unfortunately, it was the bag I use to put his turds in after scooping them from the litter tray. With the bag trapped around his neck, he got spooked, then ran around the house, spreading turds from the bag as he fled. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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By Cat owner - 10/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my cat tried to look out my bedroom window. To do so, she tried to stand on my air conditioner. She was unsuccessful in that endeavor, almost knocking my TV over and fucking up the side panel. Now there's an opening in my window that I can't close up. Guess I'll take the AC out and shut the window. FML

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By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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zombicidal 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:33

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

stevenJB 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:36

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

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stevejobsrules 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:21

Uhh help him?

tcadmiral 4

Monday 4 June 2012 22:17

hahaha that's my cats name!

xTheSceneQueenxx 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:25

Cat can turn their skeleton around in their skin. If you can grab him or tip him out, he'll be fine

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:14

163- you could... But then you'd have to rename the cat.

emmmmmmii26 11

Friday 23 August 2013 15:31

My cats name is butters also :)

irishhopester 3

Monday 2 September 2013 5:11

He's been stuck ALL DAY and you're just now thinking of getting him out? FYCL.

VampOfSavannah 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 6:22

YDI for having an umbrella stand.

PrincessBambii 21

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:54

Ahhh, oh my goodness! You named your cat Butters? That is the CUTEST thing ever~!

shannon2348 14

Monday 10 February 2020 2:35

Jesus christ. Help your poor cat. What's wrong with you? ydi

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