FML : Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only...

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Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

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HorcruxDelight73 Say more :

This was actually my FML, everyone. No, it wasn't a pedophile, THANK GOD. It was a couple, and they said "Umm...can we help you?" and I was like, "Sorry! I thought you were my friends!" Then got out awkwardly. They had the same car. It wasn't my fault.

By HorcruxDelight73 / Saturday 26 May 2012 23:00 / United States - Lakewood

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By KnightAngela1109 | 10

#4486926 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:41

Look on the bright side....... You just mad some NEW FRIENDS:)YAY!!!

By ICastillo | 24

#4486928 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:42

Dear diary..... Jack pot. Your lucky it wasn't the pedo bear.

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By MGSPOP | 1

#4486921 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:41

Unless OP's friends car and strangers car are relatively the same, I think this is fake.

By KnightAngela1109 | 10

#4486926 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:41

Look on the bright side....... You just mad some NEW FRIENDS:)YAY!!!

KairoFallin | 0

#4486979 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:46

Made*

KnightAngela1109 | 10

#4486987 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:48

^oh butterfingers....Thanks for correcting me though.

KairoFallin | 0

#4486997 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:50

Hah it's fine, I just felt like being a grammar nazi for once in my life. :P

FMLshark | 12

#4487073 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:16

Spelling =/= Grammar. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you have yet to be a grammar nazi.

iStrukk | 7

#4487813 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:05

16- You are probably the dumbest person I have ever met if you think you are a "grammar" nazi for correcting a spelling error. Learn gooder English, Mmmkay?

MrLibya | 2

#4487913 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:22

72, Learn better English* sick! I'm now a grammar nazi! Hitler! Here I come,

MrLibya | 2

#4487931 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:26

Sorry I meant a period not a comma at the end :( I'm no grammar nazi....

DrBlack | 9

#4488205 - Sunday 27 May 2012 05:39

Dude I really hope you were taking the piss when you wrote 'gooder'.

kittenvks | 11

#4489250 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:06

It's sarcasm people, do you seriously not realize that??

By ICastillo | 24

#4486928 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:42

Dear diary..... Jack pot. Your lucky it wasn't the pedo bear.

drarmstrong | 8

#4487040 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:09

Want some candy? I've got some in my van.

lolfood | 24

#4487144 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:00

You're*

ICastillo | 24

#4487148 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:02

Yeah yeah whatever man it happens.

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#4487186 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:40

It's not *the* Pedo Bear, it's just Pedo Bear. You ain't going to find another bear more Pedo than Pedo bear.

TwitchingNebula | 17

#4487257 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:34

46, that's exactly why it is THE pedo bear...

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#4487946 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:29

Why you speak of his name so much? He must not be named.

TheAngryKitten | 0

#4488457 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:40

Pedobear, pedobear, pedobear. *Poof* "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD~"

Infamous_Hawk | 6

#4497684 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 03:58

That awkward moment when there is no candy in the van...

By GemmaStyles | 14

#4486930 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:42

Hah let's hope it wasn't a pedophile, dear x

stalkerstatus101 | 5

#4486953 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:44

If it was s/he wouldnt be writing this FML

TarieBoo | 2

#4487051 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:11

pedo bear

downtime | 12

#4487230 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:04

...Uh...where does it say she's a child? Paedophiles aren't really a risk to anyone but children.

8KAGE8 | 8

#4493443 - Tuesday 29 May 2012 03:48

Not entirely true

By I_Punch_Babies | 7

#4486932 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:42

all cars look the same because they all have wheels :-

fylx100 | 19

#4487127 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:53

I thumbed you down for your username.

I_Punch_Babies | 7

#4487132 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:58

thats okay. i thumbed you down cuz you have no sense of humor.

SitOnMyLapNiece | 1

#4487138 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:00

i did the same to 36.

MineIsBigger | 5

#4487146 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:01

me too. anyone who thumbs someone down for their username is just a lame ass.

ICastillo | 24

#4487158 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:09

I thumbed 36 down because who doesn't punch babies?!?

Kenzington1996 | 1

#4487184 - Sunday 27 May 2012 10:40

Haha I like the name.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4487228 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:03

39- Punched or thumbed down? Please say punched...

SitOnMyLapNiece | 1

#4487273 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:40

i thumbed 36 down AND punched him.

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#4487958 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:30

What's the humor in punching harmless infants? You grew up harshly, didn't you?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4488359 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:15

You're too calm, Chris.

pokefan813 | 16

#4488401 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:26

77 - Dude lighten up, not everything is to be taken seriously.

Quidikic | 9

#4488432 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:32

I punched 36 because I like punching babies. *buh dum tssh*

grime | 4

#4489421 - Monday 28 May 2012 12:21

I don't sucker punch, I punch suckers.

rockerlove2013 | 6

#4490070 - Monday 28 May 2012 04:05

I thumbed u down cause ur stupid maybe s/he needed a name and was mad at the world so they used tht name im sure tht person does not punch babies #36

trollfaced | 2

#4490606 - Monday 28 May 2012 08:25

109 - I thumbed you down because you killed the combo

trollcrusher | 17

#4497830 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 05:00

"Ur stupid"? Oh, the irony. However, I agree with what you tried to say... If I understood it the way you meant it.

Kitten_love | 22

#6219374 - Monday 2 March 2015 09:17

Falcon punch!

By ChrisG93 | 8

#4486948 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:43

So who broke the awkward silence? You or the other person?

By NomNomMuffin | 5

#4486950 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:44

That's always awkward

xoconnie | 8

#4487673 - Sunday 27 May 2012 03:23

^ you say that as if you jump into random cars on a daily basis. you scare me.

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#4487965 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:32

She scares you? If I could have random girls jump into my car I'd be ecstatic (:

Il_Maestro | 6

#4488430 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:31

Nah, it's not awkward when I'm trying to jump into random cars and it's accidentally someone I know.

By LadyGore | 12

#4486969 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:45

Pretend its completely normal and demand they take you to McDonalds

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4487026 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:02

McDonalds? I'd demand they take me to Six Flags! If I'm gonna hitchhike, I might as well make it good!

kegande | 0

#4487034 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:05

And I want a happy meal with the cool toy! And can we stay so I can play for a while?

Mischief109 | 11

#4488047 - Sunday 27 May 2012 04:59

When in doubt, yell "why are we just sitting here?!?!?! GO GO GO!!!" I've done that to my brother-in-law and it freaked him out so he sped off :P

By GotBrains | 0

#4486976 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:46

"so your not my personal driver..? Hmm wierd.."

garrr | 0

#4487101 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:31

Weird*

Bekll | 28

#4487103 - Sunday 27 May 2012 09:37

33, you missed one: You're*

GotBrains | 0

#4487431 - Sunday 27 May 2012 01:18

Grammar Nazi, are you? Come at me bro!

98rocky | 0

#4490516 - Monday 28 May 2012 07:12

Nice.

By CaptNomNom | 17

#4486981 - Sunday 27 May 2012 08:46

Wow. Just wow.

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