By gazza - United Kingdom - Guildford
Today, in the middle of a localised drought, and an accompanying hosepipe ban, my mother has decided that she still needs to water her lawn. To balance out the water usage, she's placed a complete ban on the use of our shower until the weather lets up. FML
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  Beckyxo  |  3

I work for the water company that you hve and she reeeally shouldnt use it, if the neighbours tell on her (and believe me the amount of people that call up to do would suprise you) she could get a £1000 fine! Just lettin you know :)

  SkoomaKi  |  27

Alright everyone listen up.

If I see another comment on this site saying "that sucks, wow, your life sucks", I will personally assassinate that individual. If you can't come up with a half-decent comment that contributes to the FML or the community, it is completely and utterly useless.

Rant over, goodnight.

  XHerobrineX  |  4

I will supply, arms, ammo, and intel!!

Seriously though, this is a good cause. The whole point of FML is to:
a. Actually try to help the OPs
or b. laugh as hard as humanly possible at the failures of others.

Did you see make stupid comments on that list? Neither did I.

  x_KL_x  |  7

Or... get arrested yourself! In jail you'll have access to a shower and I'm sure your fellow inmates will be easier to live with than your mum, just don't drop the soap.

By  stevenJB  |  25

Your moms stupid. Not showering is a health hazard. The lawn can always be regrown.

  Opheliac73  |  8

First of all, a major water pipe broke near Surrey recently. It's still yet to be fixed so rain won't stop the hose pipe ban. Secondly, not the entire of England is constantly in 'shitty weather'. If you must know, it's actually been boiling for the last week.

  marmlr339  |  14

I've been to the UK twice. It seemed to be constantly overcast and drizzly, except for a few days out of several weeks there.

I like the weather here :-)

  evilplatypus  |  38

Went to France and England last year; France rained the entire time we were there (no matter where we were; Calaigh (sp?), Amiens, Paris...I swear that damn cloud followed us) while London and Leeds were beautiful: warm and dry. It was gorgeous.

Moral of the story: stereotypes are not always completely accurate.

  doodlecloud  |  26

10 I wish that were true but it's major hot atm and when it does rain it's still not enough to sort out the water shortage. Though it would help if the council fixed like the 5 burst water pipes around my area...=_=

  missalkali  |  8

except the neighbors.
they gotta watch someone, in fact probably a whole family of people, stand around naked in the sprinkler on their front lawn trying to get clean.