Animals: Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of...

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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zombicidal 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:33

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

stevenJB 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:36

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

Comments

jwbfml 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:03

Just lay the stand over on its side and let the cat crawl out.

TheBigHater 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:05

Hahaha That's That Shit I Don't Like

sointenceXD 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:15

Wait why are you writing this if he is still in there

jackeechan 10

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:39

Everyone knows butters can squeeze through the smallest of spaces

Helenarth 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:56

Aww, poor kitty. "Butters" is a cute name.

shawn2rc 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:33

Why haven't you gotten a new umbrella stand? Lol

fireheart_fml 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:06

Don't try to get him out; write an FML first!

Primmly 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:54

Why don't you a) get rid of the umbrella stand or b) move it to somewhere he can't reach. As a pet owner you have a responsibility to pet-proof your house of anything that's dangerous for your pet.