Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wizard skills
Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML
Baby Shark goes on the road
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Now Playing
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Make it stop!
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
Top comments
maggie_gxx 0
oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?
Schumy0724 4
How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs
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grlwitperlEring 0
ok that sucks, but it's reallly really funny
maggie_gxx 0
oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?
what_the_fail 0
Win!
roguewave 1
Hahaha!!! You just made my night! (about three years later)
L4m3r 3
YDI for letting a nine year-old mess with your computer unsupervised.
drakem 7
Seriously? in this day and age people are gaming from as young as 7.
IAmTheCamel 0
Yeah. I have some by him too!
meeeep 0
yeah if you don't know the name by heart google the lyrics and then the song name will come up. that sucks though 'cause it's gonna take a lot of time :/ your nephew is very immature for a 9 year old, you should teach him a lesson.
Fredzter 0
Nooo, it is really easy. Would take like 10min.
Atropos_fml 0
No, it doesn't take very long at all. Just select the songs and change the info. Then all the songs will be the same name by the same artist. Just takes a few minutes for the changes to take place.
elsieenchanted 0
i love his songs! :D
xiloveyoux3 0
This is why you should always password lock your computer.
justaquietghost 0
exactly.
georgie2486 0
Pretty sure that would take like 4 hours.
mmmmeghan 0
Command + A, command + I, blah blah song title, blah blah artist, hit enter, and done.
AshleyRose784 0
hahaha, that sucks
effmyyliifee 0
#7 sounds pretty psycho to me. lol but that sucks man. better to get work on fixing your library...