Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:42

Woohoo! You get to go through tons of old music! I bet it'll be oodles of fun!

pasiphae9 5

Monday 22 June 2009 23:46

That would actually be kinda adorable if the kid was younger. But 9...well, 9 year olds are usually more mature than that. I remember I wanted a sex life when I was 8, so I'm pretty sure a 9 year old wouldn't type rubbish randomly.

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:51

nine year oldsters are actually a lot smarter than they sound.

hahahaXD 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:44

lol at "nine year oldsters" XDDD

intrepid00 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:54

Vista Ultimate or business? You can easily undo that with restore prevois version.

WFMS 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:02

now you and your friends get to play Guess That Song! jk that really sucks

jesusjr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:11

On the bright side, you now have 401 mystery songs!

hihihi1234 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:12

aaahaha, this is one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

zachman3334 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:13

Awwwh, that's so cute. xD

bosco_kk 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:17

Wow, I laughed hard at this! lol but he is 9 years old...he should know how to type.

totalnutjob 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:22

... And you haven't password protected your computer because... ?? You totally did this to yourself. Revenge on a nine year old should be sweet though. Mess with his mind. Make him realise you shouldn't bring a knife to a nuclear war.

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