And you like him why exactly?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
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I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

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How rude tell the Brit to eat his Tea and crumpets somewhere else or move away from him yourself

Sady_Ct 37

The Brit?

because they call cookies biscuits.

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

Still like him?

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

Their in Australia and she is talking about the thin very dry cookies they call biscuits and they basically explode as you bit into them, good but messy

Matthew Irmen 11

Doggy style

Was giving him a blow job that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug. I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.

in your hair? geez were you standing on top of him?

So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him. Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️