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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin
Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?
Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.