By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

And you like him why exactly?

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
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By  Sinshine  |  26

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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  Sady_Ct  |  35

The Brit?

By  Sinshine  |  26

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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  Matthew Irmen  |  8

Doggy style

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  Nothuman0  |  3

Was giving him a blow job that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug.
I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.

By  Nothuman0  |  3

So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him.
Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair.
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