And you like him why exactly?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Nice try

By damn... - 28/10/2008 08:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Sinshine 28

Tuesday 29 October 2019 3:39

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 October 2019 2:28

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

Comments

mfranks19891989 10

Tuesday 29 October 2019 0:12

How rude tell the Brit to eat his Tea and crumpets somewhere else or move away from him yourself

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 29 October 2019 1:46

The Brit?

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 29 October 2019 2:32

because they call cookies biscuits.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 October 2019 2:28

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

E2dav 5

Tuesday 29 October 2019 2:54

Still like him?

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 29 October 2019 3:39

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 29 October 2019 14:12

Their in Australia and she is talking about the thin very dry cookies they call biscuits and they basically explode as you bit into them, good but messy

Matthew Irmen 11

Wednesday 30 October 2019 14:10

Doggy style

Nothuman0 3

Thursday 31 October 2019 12:29

Was giving him a ******** that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug. I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 31 October 2019 7:25

in your hair? geez were you standing on top of him?

Nothuman0 3

Thursday 31 October 2019 12:28

So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him. Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️