And you like him why exactly?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
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Sinshine 27
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I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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RichardPencil 30
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Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

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mfranks19891989 10
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How rude tell the Brit to eat his Tea and crumpets somewhere else or move away from him yourself

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Sady_Ct 37

The Brit?

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EmDizzle2007 28
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because they call cookies biscuits.

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RichardPencil 30
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Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

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E2dav 5
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Still like him?

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Sinshine 27
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I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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Charlie Given 25
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Their in Australia and she is talking about the thin very dry cookies they call biscuits and they basically explode as you bit into them, good but messy

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Matthew Irmen 11

Doggy style

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Nothuman0 3
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Was giving him a blow job that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug. I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.

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shannon2348 14
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in your hair? geez were you standing on top of him?

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Nothuman0 3
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So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him. Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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