By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
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FlaminYawn 0

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV

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Devikarawr 0

ouch. good luck with trying to get that out of her, if anything, dont keep on about it to her, she'll forget =] hopefully

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average_girl 0

yeah. he should put another, more appropriate song in her head. lol. well i guess its too late now... haha

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nam3 0

your dick looks like gary coleman

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partialsun365 0

haha i taught the kids that i babysit "i like big butts" and i had that for a ringtone for a couple months last year. it went off while my parents were in the car with me. that was awkward.

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gu355_wh0 0

Dude! i LOVE that song. its freakin hilarious! like this fml

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juicyjay00 0

my dick, bigger than a jungle. your dick, got touched by your uncle

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spoo 24

perhaps they should teach her not to grab things that aren't hers.... for instance "my dick"

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RachelTheLoser 0

hahaha maaan I got an image xD

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victoria4161993 0

hahaha I live that song

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lizzilla8297 2

get another song into her head. shell keep singing that instead.

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jebby011 0

74, no offense but it's,my dick, rumble on the jungle,

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rcbarnes 24

Sound advice. Don't correct---distract!

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arsewipe92 0

me three. and i'm a girl. after seeing H&K 2, I couldn't stop singing it lol

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izzie321 27

My dick, locked in a cage, right, yo dick, suffer from stage fright.

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FlaminYawn 0

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV

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Jaywin 3

My dick play on the double feature screen. Yo dick went straight to DVD

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lovetoday_fml 0

my dick is like an m16, your dick a broken vending machine. love it.

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crumblemumble 0

my dick, bigger than a bridge; yo dick look like a little kids

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Quen 1

My dick, large like the Chargers, The whole team, Your shit look like you're fourteen.

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fatalkiss 0

my dick supersize, yo dick two fries

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fatalkiss 0

no, my dick is like supersize, yo dick look like two fries messed it up the first time

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Insane_Tea 15

My dick is a pussy invasion, your dick is small like an asians

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cherlana32 0

Your dick, broken vending machine.

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TheFunnyzach 3

I have to agree. Even tho this comment will get thumbsed down.

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CountDuk 5

that's funny as hell. tell her to please stop singing it, politely but sternly.

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XTheDesertSongX 17

10th.. or atlesst I think.... you have a shemale cousin :D congrats ::D kthxbai

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