Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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RichardPencil 32
You should scream. Something like "Turn it down!" or "Play something else!"
RichardPencil 32
I gotta admit, "Old Town Road" is a pretty catchy tune.
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RichardPencil 32
You should scream. Something like "Turn it down!" or "Play something else!"
alex_jaguara 33
I tell that to my coleagues every frickng day.
RichardPencil 32
I gotta admit, "Old Town Road" is a pretty catchy tune.
Jonkbaby 23
Suggest another song