Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
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surger1
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Tsk tsk open your mind, go for it
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KumoFF7
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YDI for building the Taj Mahal.
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allmidnighteyes
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Agreeing with number one.
It's gonna be like that scene in Yes Man. Removable dentures and all.
It's gonna be like that scene in Yes Man. Removable dentures and all.
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ALittleBitCrazy
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YDI for having a neighbour
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nihilanth
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YDI FOR GRANDMILF HUNTING
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davidomke
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really 23? You think everyone can afford to be a mile away from everyone?
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arsewipe92
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Haha as soon as i read this i thought of YES MAN. Maybe she could teach you some things...
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lebeek
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so... if she hadn't resembled your grandma... you would have done it?
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Clare420
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reminds me of yes man LOL
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drewcat21
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You beat me to the Yes Man reference's! You brilliant bastards!
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jackalope104
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Come on, you know you've always wanted a granny threesome
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ifmyheartwasahou
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bet you have too :)
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blackdog218
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That's pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie.
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cucumberfabulous
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That's uhhh.......kind of disturbing
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megamouth2
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Remember that the older models are a little slow to get going; but they're much more fun to drive!
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nwc020
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that is really creepy
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L10N
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Respect your elders. ;)
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metheonlyb
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Haha!! you win!
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56578
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I think she said it to make you uncomfortable... Yeah, she may want to have a threesome, but the purpose of the comment was to tell you to not be so loud....
I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.
I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.
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ReportAbuse
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Uh, what the hell? You should have accepted. You have no idea what kind of kinky stuff they might have been into back in the medieval ages.
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CFR
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Just your basic S&M (chains, gags, whips, wheels, etc)
=P
=P
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xavierdevoy
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Go for it dude
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OneandOnlyOne
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Dude, Yuk! I feel bad for ya.
Don't be so loud, she might just walk in and join ya.
Don't be so loud, she might just walk in and join ya.
I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.