Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
ANTLink19 4
exchange her for a cheaper model and spoil the new one with the money you save
PincheEdgarr 0
give the kid her toys!:O
il_bastardo 0
Well, if you listen to all these people, and "bitch slap" your 8 year old, she should get her wishes in no time. Then buy me a toy.
thefmlinator 10
ungrateful little *****
Talia_91 13
take her to a foster home and have her visit for the day maybe she will realize she prob has more toys and doesn't have to share all the time
princesspz 0
it's funny how it's so simple to kids. spank that little shit.
imright24 0
Sounds like most kids these days but who's fault is that? And in a few years, the rest of society will have to put up with her "me" bullshit. Just great.
catatonicsleep 17
Send her to an orphanage/ foster home for a few days, she'll quickly realize how lucky she is to have her own toys...
RFetsch 0
suck this dick mother ******. say that it works.
Lisa89 3
So.. that this time to stamp out this spoilt behaviour. I'm sure I said some really shitty things when I was a child, but with good parenting, my parents taught me how to behave properly and not say shit. If you are not happy with your daughters behaviour, do something about it. You're her parents. This is only going to turn into a really bad FML is you do nothing about it... or go buy her lots of toys.