Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
Vanbilsen 4
thats really hurtful, my sister is adopted and she makes thise comments all the time and it makes me mad
ilikeyouuu 0
Kids who say things like that, especially at that age, clearly aren't learning enough empathy from their parents. They should be taught early on about how what they do and say effects other people. I never once said anything hurtful to my parents and I totally credit that to my mom. Hopefully my kids will learn the same from me. So far I seem to have taught them the same stuff.
RedPillSucks 33
Adopted kids are like any other kid. Everybody has different temperament. Some are easy-going and some are assholes. Sometimes, it depends on the phase of the moon.
hibarbie 0
refund.
epix20 0
sell her to an Asian sweat shop. Then you won't have any more kids and she can make as many toys as she wants!
jwc93 0
lol
loski87 4
lmao
Action_Bastard 0
Master win!
tencentsakiss 19
wow, kids say the darndest things
And_Jelly 0
Buy her used trashed destroued toys and tell her "Here theese are the toys you wanted right?"
h2opoloplaya 0
just explain to her that toys don't equal love
tnlander 20
show her pics of kids in Africa and tell her if she's wants to go back that's where they send the unwanted kids.
RedPillSucks 33
I know lots of beautiful and well adjusted kids from Africa. Just because some places there are in the news doesn't mean all the countries there have problems.
SuperNinjaa 0
bitch slap her
caliangel 0
What a brat! Take her back!!
bubbleface132 0
she should be happy that a family is takin care of her..