And_Jelly

Miss New York City, United States 29 years-old

Anonymous 1 March 2010, 22:04 United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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Anonymous 14 March 2010, 20:30 United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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