Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML
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afghan_angel
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hahahahahaha. sucka!
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pcakewafflebacon
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do you have shiny hair and strong teeth
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afghan_angel
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:D see for ur self lol
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zerobahamut03
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Maybe they think you are a good addition to their family because they are all ugly, hillbilly yokels. Ever think about that? This is what we call a compliment in disguise.
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lizzilla8297
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hey at least they accept you!
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tweetbaby14
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why's this an FML now? they are ok with their son having babies with you. in the end that's all we humans have our many babies that is. stop crying over the purpose of life!
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CannibalGuy
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Did you consider that they might have said that because they think you're friendly and intelligent? It's a compliment, not an FML.
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Leftieswillrule
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what more could you ask for? they find you good enough and they are very concerned about the future of the world and don't want bad genes polluting their children... or they're racist in which case ydi for marrying into a racist family
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anorexicbarbie
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Love the name. :)
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RedPillSucks
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Just adequate? You fail!
They must be evolutionists.
They must be evolutionists.
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perdix
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Does that mean more than one of the males in that family want to procreate with you? Do you happen to look like a brood sow?
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underaegis
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lol comedy
"Im not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Mark Twain
"Im not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Mark Twain
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baduymo
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perdix! I love your comments!
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fatzo_fml
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Perdix- I just checked out your FML page. You say you want to be the Justin Bieber or comedy writing does that mean you want to be really shitty at comedy?
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Baytheshark
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That was amusing.... Justin Bieber is very popular though(good and bad), so I assume that is what perdix meant.
Doesn't care why he's popular, as long as he is.
Doesn't care why he's popular, as long as he is.
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clarinetgarza
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"Just" Adequate
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premiermois
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56... shut the hell up.
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Stunsz
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What the hell? Your not going to marry their son well if you are then great good for you?
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C6Racer
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Um... what?
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tairii
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I don't see the FML here...
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mattman1994
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YDI for dating Charles Darwin
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Doortje
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..and his cousin Francis Galton. Eugenetic pur sang!
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bigbadtim
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Be glad that they didn't just judge you on the surface. They decided to evaluate you right down to your DNA.
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nerdsgetmehot
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Doesn't that just mean that they think you're attractive and therefore would be more likely to be able to produce attractive children? Ooh, F your life. :P
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Schizomaniac
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"Adequate," Katie, "adequate".
They must be evolutionists.