FML : Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make...

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Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 April 2009 19:04 / United States

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By nomadxx7 | 0

#82821 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI

Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL

or

He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

By hpnerd | 0

#82851 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:44

And the girlfriend is staying with the boy you've been sleeping with?

This is more of a FHL. Poor girl.

You're the other woman, no sympathy.

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By nomadxx7 | 0

#82821 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI

Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL

or

He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

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bezach | 0

#931213 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:45

#1 she also never said it's his boyfriend and just a guy she sleeps with

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sexybitch92 | 0

#1505720 - Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:07

that's all that she told you???? you slut.

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musicxisxlifee | 1

#4007768 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:11

What does YDI mean?

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scotchnacid | 4

#4041867 - Thursday 16 February 2012 6:58

It means you deserved it

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fightingkittens | 39

#4441348 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 8:25

You're clearly wrong. It means Yellow Drop of Ice.

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nakash00k | 4

#5196731 - Thursday 29 November 2012 7:09

I thought it was .. You dumb idiot ?!?!

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snapplecap281 | 19

#5761932 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:41

I thought that too for the longest time until I realized what it means x)

By itsme88 | 0

#82826 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

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YourAFailmod | 4

#4126672 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 4:17

He was probably cheatin on her because u had the bigger door knobs

By Serial_fml | 0

#82827 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:41

was she checking you out?

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FYL_hardd | 0

#1037542 - Sunday 20 June 2010 21:49

hm, you would think that....
the gf didnt have to watch the poor girl pick up her stuff. she could have just waited till ahe changed, an THEN gtfo.

By luvable_loozer | 0

#82830 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:41

HARLOT!
(that's a word that doesn't get near enough use these days. now you kids get off my lawn)

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kasumirock | 13

#2869843 - Monday 11 July 2011 23:42

I think trollop fits her as well.

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tournamentdecide | 33

#5925159 - Friday 25 April 2014 0:51

I'm pretty sure a harlot is a prostitute. Is there more than one meaning that I am not sure of?

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Gabnacious | 7

#6000085 - Monday 7 July 2014 0:35

Yes, it also means promiscuous woman, though I think it was the man that was promiscuous in this case.

By wantmenot | 0

#82831 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

that was hard to read

By hpnerd | 0

#82851 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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infinitegrace | 21

#5775316 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:55

What if she didn't know he had a girlfriend. That's not her fault then.

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MrsPegg | 45

#6461213 - Saturday 14 November 2015 10:02

^pretty sure if shes been sleeping with him for a while, she would know a woman lives with him. Us women leave stuff everywhere that show our presence.

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starfoxfan1 | 7

#6471861 - Friday 27 November 2015 16:57

it's a guy, they show its a guy.

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cacheson | 38

#6581008 - Friday 15 April 2016 22:15

The OP never said the girlfriend was living with him. She probably just came over unexpectedly.

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BumpkinsBigBash | 8

#6647617 - Monday 11 July 2016 15:52

no sympathy for someone who probably didn't know?

By roflwafflezzz | 0

#82858 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:45

Skank.

By mf_fml | 0

#82861 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:45

OH FUCK, DUDE.

By SergioFML | 0

#82865 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:46

OWNED!

By meddude | 0

#82866 - Saturday 4 April 2009 23:46

agree with #1 fo sho

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