Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 121
You deserved it 420

Same thing different taste

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He really doesn’t want any siblings! Crafty little bastard!

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They call those years "The Terrible Tots" for a reason.

If you were talking about a female it would be "the terrible twats".

He's only two years old and he's already mastered the art of trolling.

He really doesn’t want any siblings! Crafty little bastard!

Donut_Wizard 23

You just got cup checked by a 3 year old.

Did you piss off your S/O? It sounds to me like your son got orders from a higher ground.