Thumbs me down.

Thumb me sideways.

Ok #1 we will, you asked for it... BTW, I know the mods changed his post so it would say that. That makes it funnier, though.

Finger Me Out

Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

Thumbs me up

Well if it's at a discount....

that was quick :) good comment :) hey atleast when you grow old and want some... cheap surgery! although he'll be old too... I'd rather pay the extra tbh aha!

I actually DID ? cause you're obviously a troll trying to see just how many ?'s you can get so I refuse to help you in your task! Go back under the bridge you sorry troll!

OP could always go up a cup size. thanks to her father.......

OP's family must be rich!

Jokes on him, you got his genes

Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

Do not know if sarcastic or just blatant silliness.

I wouldn't SAY silliness even if that's shat it was! I'd say blatant jack-assery!

I want some!

I really don't get what's so bad about this. Your dad is in a profession where people are realistic about their physical flaws and want to change it. He deals with these people everyday and knows how what someone looks like can have drastic effects on their self esteem and how they are perceived by the world around them. He is merely offering the OP the chance to change parts of her that may be affecting her negatively in a safe environment that he can control. He didn't flat out say "So how about that nose and second chin?".

I guess it's true what they say some only have a face a mother can love....I agree FYL

Good ol' dad humor!

Well, did you ask him how much of a discount it was?

Half off would be my guess...

What's this week's special?

Today we have the "Total Recall" special: three boobs for the price of two!

He's your father and he wants the best for you. So you probably need a plastic surgery!

If a father wants the best for his daughter, he would offer plastic surgery. Ignorance at it's best.

how much of a discount did your dad give you? looks like he did a pretty good job

Look at a picture of Joan Rivers before you decide to get plastic surgery. But upgrading your bewbz is never a bad thing.

Except that they usually end up hard as rocks..oh and it could make you lose feeling in your nipples..

Have you seen sagging implants? They're still spherical, but now they're all the way down to your belly button. I understand the desire to have this procedure done for example because of a mastectomy, but messing with what are usually perfectly fine breasts has a very high chance of giving you more problems than you bargained for.

Most offices also do things like deep chemical peels to improve the skins texture, lines, pigmentations etc, I'd be stoked if I were you.

He is hinting you something insulting.

No, really?

You don't say? That's why it's on FML.