Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...
LauraTheKiwi 0
YDI for letting him touch it.
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Comments (195)
ClumsyJason 3
YDI. Lol.
Weijun 2
Got to agree with the others: YDI for having a lip ring. Having any piece of metal (or bone, who knows?) sticking out of you runs the risk of a serious wound. When it is medical (IV drip, colostomy bag), you do not have much choice in the matter. Why anyone would do this voluntarily is beyond me. Either way, you ran the risk, and now you suffer the consequences.
luuuu20 0
damnnn I bet that would hurttttt
jollyjam1 2
Self mutilation isn't smart to begin with so YDI for having a lip ring.
nnero0 0
YDI , absolutely EVERYBODY knows kids are potencial jewlery-killing weapons
alicia_was_here 3
moms shouldnt have lip rings.
hayleyukulele 0
you have a lip ring and a child? white trash?
iam_fuck_life 0
wear a bar next time. ydi.
brianjman14 23
How do you wear a bar?
97currie 0
you stick it in your face...
mckibabe 7
^just made me crack up. Just saying
marycharles 0
ouch! but hey it's your fault for letting him touch it. but no one deserves that..
blastvortex 4
You know, wearing rings is pretty stupid. It's a known fact. Take this guy I used to know for example - he had two nipple rings and wore a chain between them. One day, he got in a bar fight. You want to know what happened? ... Isn't it obvious!? ... *RIP!!!!!!* Have fun in the ER, dummy.
Starfire22 5
Owwww... My boobs hurt just thinking about that..
PhoenixFiend 0
I have my nipples pierced. Chains just sound like a bad idea.