Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...
LauraTheKiwi 0
YDI for letting him touch it.
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Comments (195)
LilaBear 2
YDI for letting a baby play with a lip ring.
please_shoot_me 0
ahahaha YDI big time ur a pathetic mother get some dignity
NeedsaLife2 0
Owe, Shitttt! Remind me never to have kids :)
PentiumBawls8 0
lip rings are pointless and pathetic...and im glad you suffered the consequences
please_shoot_me 0
ahahaha don't tell us your problems please. YDI you shouldn't let a 5 month old aloud to play with a lip ring. to me you already had a whole in your becoz of it your a mother don't try to be cool everyone knows lip rings are for punks. it's called first impressions. I really hope for your child you grow up, get respect and dignity for yourself. Woo rockstar mummy.
metro_mello 0
Lip rings aren't just for punks. i have one but I am defiantly not a punk. I know gangsters and geeks and people who don't label themselves that have them. Please do not stereotype. It is really annoying :3 Yes, I am a teenager. But i didn't get my lip pierced to get attention. I got it because I like piercings. Is that so wrong?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
They're trashy no matter what you call yourself.
beethoven_fml 0
why did you think that would be ok
LoudAsThunder 0
What gauge is it now? :3
hayride1987 0
ya thats pretty dumb
PhillyFox 0
If you're dumb enough to let a baby that close to your facial jewelry, and think that they WON'T pull at it, you probably shouldn't have kids.
loren92 0
wow...i have a lip ring and i never let my son touch it