Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...
LauraTheKiwi 0
YDI for letting him touch it.
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Comments (195)
masterrbASIAN 0
I hate kids. I agree u deserve it for letting it around ur face
LilaBear 2
people who hate kids are idiots. Not saying you have to adore them, but to hate them is stupid... did you forget you were a kid once?
Thunderbender 2
I was grown in a lab :(
greendaygirl597 0
Ouch. but you should've known that he'd want to pull it, therefore YDI.
masterrbASIAN 0
as for having a lip ring BIG DEAL! just keep it away from the little monsters
somethingnew319 0
lip rings r gay
tman118 0
manswers is a great show
Saluton 18
oh gosh
noshitsherlock 0
YDI, you idiot. Yeah, a facial piercing when you have a BABY is a good idea.
MissSparkie 0
could have sworn i already responded, but i gotta admit the real trailer trash here is those who are judging for the lip piercings and baby.
barraCUDA28 0
the result of a 15 year old mother!
abcnonamecba 0
shit that would hurt!!!