Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Starfire22 5
Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...
LauraTheKiwi 0
YDI for letting him touch it.
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Comments (195)
vkochie92 0
i'm sorry for you :( that was a lousy thing to have happen, i hope your lip heals soon.
Aly3277 0
Sorry hon, but you kind of deserved it. My six month old pulls my glasses off every chance he gets. I wouldn't let him near anything that was supposed to stay attached!
Mi_Vida 0
Growing up would probably be a good idea at this point, don't you think?
YunqFlyMa21o 0
lol you know how kids aree
KASHMIR_fml 0
good riddance. goddamn idiots think piercing are ood looking deserve that
droplets 0
That's why you don't wear jewelry around infants. When my cousin was a baby, she grabbed one of her mom's favorite dangly earrings and ripped it straight through the earlobe. Babies like things they can grab.
rachljam83 0
I had nose piercedmy daughter nevr touchd it. Then when I had my son only had ears pierced n he wouldn't leave those alone. To each his own piercings or no piercings. I've actualy been thinkn bout gettn my lip pierced uh oh I hav a 7yr old n a 2 yr old! I didn't realize piercings had an age limit.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Oh look, it's trailer trash mamma! Just a hint: By the age you become a mommy, you're supposed to know that it's "and", "have", "never" etc, not "n", "hav" and "gettn". People like you shouldn't procreate.
randomreader2315 4
Serves you right, jackass.
babylioncub 0
Thats why I have a post xD And I'd never let a kid touch it, but I can understand the reasoning behind it
LaGuera7426 0
touch the lip ring is one thing, putting his finger thru it is another...how I'm the hell did you not feel that? ditch the dumb ass lip ring, YDI