Quickie

By dragonstooth257 - 03/02/2019 12:00

Spicy
Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 033
You deserved it 665

Same thing different taste

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Haha, it happens to lots of men when they're nervous I'm sure Just tell him you'll have another go when you're back home and all the pressures gone

Mungolikecandy 19

Usually, stress causes problems in ejaculating not speeding it up.

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Haha, it happens to lots of men when they're nervous I'm sure Just tell him you'll have another go when you're back home and all the pressures gone

iceberg 10

The sad thing is I bet he didn't do anything after to make you get off too. So disgustingly selfish. That's why I say the only thing one should commit to is a sex toy.

tounces7 27

A sex toy may be the only thing on the planet willing to put up with your bullshit.

Mungolikecandy 19

Usually, stress causes problems in ejaculating not speeding it up.

Sounds like he performed great under pressure. In out on with life

OK, take it from a Veteran of the Marriage wars - When on a vacation like that, you set aside 1 day and night to spend, just you and your husband, and you get a a room at a place where your family isn't. You inform all affected parties that that day/night is for the two of you, you will not have your phones turned on, and to deal with any bullshit themselves. Flip them a few bucks to take care of and treat your kids to Dominoes or some such. Then stick to it. Turn off your phones, spend the day just the 2 of you having fun, enjoy a good breakfast and lunch, and a romantic meal, then go at it like rutting weasels. Be back at noon the next day Happy, rested, and ready for the rest of your trip with your sibs and family. Budget about $300 for this, but the good it will do you and your marriage is immeasurable.

VenomMouth 2

it takes a second for guys to think about it