chickenshit4
Pine Ridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
hickhick
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a regular check up. They found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, so I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was hickeys from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Old dog, new tricks
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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feven 32
Get it mom.
sayhisoph 26
I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.
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Comments (55)
emmnguyenn 14
I guess you cans say she's a MILF
unfuqnreal 15
Go mum !!
Catdragon 40
Why is this even published? This is hardly an fml. My mom walks around the house naked and has been for years!
PlapGamer 4
it really pisses me off that so many people are disgusted by the thought of a 40+ year old woman having sex?
vikky538 29
See it and leave and if you start asking questions then god knows what you ha e to hear
N7Com 7
good for her shes a woman who has needs.. stop being a baby and realize she wants sex too shes a human being... unless shes married then **** her for cheating
aspecialspecial 21
Hope she isn't married either way F your life, I just hope she's committed to whoever gave them to her assuming she wasn't cheating.
dragoongirl90 34
And?
TheLostCauseFML 40
And?-The only way I see this constituting as an FML, is if your Mom was married but did this with another man.
AlbertNeinstein 10
Is she a, in the words of Kevin Malone, "mmmmmmmmmilf