By hickhick - 07/07/2019 04:00

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Today, I went to the doctor's office for a regular check up. They found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, so I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was hickeys from my boyfriend. FML
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sallygee 9

if you're old enough to have a boyfriend who gives you hickeys then you're old enough to not have your mommy in with you when you see the dr. ydi

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Selene1090 26

My concern is that you're young enough to still have your mother in the room with you... Hopefully you are being safe.

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ahabsfan 14

I might have stuck to the skin disease story.

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greenwichgal 15

that must have “sucked” the life out you

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Selene1090 26

My concern is that you're young enough to still have your mother in the room with you... Hopefully you are being safe.

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sallygee 9

if you're old enough to have a boyfriend who gives you hickeys then you're old enough to not have your mommy in with you when you see the dr. ydi

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icemand90 17

how does a regular checkup involve showing your inner thighs, if not more? have i been doing it wrong?

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smartjaguargurl 17

For girls after a certain age, a routine checkup includes a pelvic exam annually and Pap smear every 3 years

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alycion 38

Some people skip using OBGYNs and just do all of that at their routine checkup. But I never had my mom in the room for the exam part. And being sexually scribe usually shows up on the exam, even if not discussed. Just didn’t need to leave a literal trail of evidence.

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Sonotsuave 35

This doesn’t make much sense unless you’re going for a gyno appt and that’s why they checked your legs and lowers. Girl be safe about what you’re doing if you’re that young

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Susan Yee 9

Guessing she’s still a teenager since her parent still accompanying her.

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KittyMack 13

OP what the heck is wrong with you? Have some dignity and have the decency to avoid making your doctor uncomfortable. When you have a pelvic exam booked, have the area fit to be seen, just like you wouldn't leave dirty socks lying on your floor when expecting houseguests. Be freshly showered, and no weird surprises like those hickies. If something comes up unavoidably, like the BF made a hickey before you could stop him, or you forgot about the appointment & let him (or something else was going on like early period), you could just rebook for another time.

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