chickenshit4
Pine Ridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
hickhick
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a regular check up. They found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, so I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was hickeys from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Old dog, new tricks
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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feven 32
Get it mom.
sayhisoph 26
I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.
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Comments (55)
scyth3s 13
Get over your shit. Parents are sexual beings. you'll have a right to complain when she has sex in your room.
ssnow_fml 20
Your mom's got game.
PortugueseFool 15
Been there. At the time I was to young to know what it was but looking back at it...
TheShiphoo 14
shiiet I shouldn't have Google'd that.
josiemorehouse 12
Way to go Mom!!! :) Hey, if she's single or in a relationship, be glad she's happy.
Lordosa 9
What's wrong with that.... We are all human and even your mum is entitled to some fun..
TacoCat15 10
Suck it up
AmericanBadAss 21
Get over yourself. I'm 58 years old, single and very active. Personally, I think your mom is too young for me but as long as she's not cheating on anyone, she's allowed to have a life. If we're lucky, we all get older but there is no limit to how old is "too old" to enjoy sex. Be happy for mom. She found someone she likes.
born_hustla 26
Heyyyy yooooo!!! Go mom!
Shalnar 6
Good for her.