chickenshit4
Pine Ridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
hickhick
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a regular check up. They found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, so I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was hickeys from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Old dog, new tricks
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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feven 32
Get it mom.
sayhisoph 26
I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.
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Comments (55)
ThrottleJockey 36
How do you think you were conceived? I'm sure there were a few hickies involved in that act.
D_A_theApostle 2
she's 43 not dead. or was there some jealousy in that statement?
oldie_goldie 13
This comment now has 43 thumbs up and it deserves more.
Bugg27 15
At least you didn't walk in on her getting said hickeys.
ulissey_fml 22
It's a darn good sign for your owwn future 40 something self; you'll thank your genes. (Or Eugene .Or whatever his name is )
Raze_Roze 7
So?
Onyx3288 22
Don't hate! Live and let live. I'm guessing your mom was pretty happy about it
Talis99 26
So what? Is she married? None of your business. She's not dead.
Solano2580 24
Why should it matter? She still has time to be in a relationship. If you don't want that then you need some help OP. If you are disgusted then just ignore it until you can move out.
RedCronos 17
I guess age IS just a number.
aldoshoes 4
Good for her! Actually I dunno, while I'm pleased she got laid (and being a bit more experienced you can expect it was probably awesome and wild as ****), if question what grown man or woman thinks hickeys are still an acceptable thing.