Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of my shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is my favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing my own boobs because they smelled like my ex-boyfriend. FML
ToxxicAngel tells us more.
ToxxicAngel 15
Haha Oops_i_died, I can guarantee it's none of the ones you're thinking of :P I think the worst part was that I haven't even seen him in two months lol. I'm definitely going to try the "spray it until I get sick of it" cure though; thanks MissMess :) perdix - Thanks for the offer, but I wasn't sniffing them on purpose. I was bent over to rub leave-in conditioner into my hair... lol
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perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend*. *If boob-sniffing is part of the deal ;)
MissMess 12
Scent is a powerful memory, sucks to be you! I'd get some and spray it so much I got sick of it. Cured.
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perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend*. *If boob-sniffing is part of the deal ;)
ICastillo 25
I agree with perdix I think I can enjoy some boob sniffing.
iOceanus 18
What if boob-sniffing is all you get? That wouldn't suffice :P
TheDrifter 24
I've sniffed plenty of boobs for plenty of reasons, if that's all she will give, take it and renegotiate later.
perdix 31
#27, I'll take my chances. I'll let you know when boob-sniffing is no longer a sufficient basis for a friendship. It could take a few years.
gc327072 31
41- more like the rest of your life.
senor_awesome 14
Did anybody else have an image of Kenny cheesing when they read this comment? No? ok.
senor_awesome 14
Did anybody else have an image of Kenny cheesing when they read this comment? No? ok.
Anubis_81 21
I would also throw up my hand for boob sniffing services. Love boobs. :p
tsent8 15
Well perdix you can't expect her boobs to always smell like that. The day boob sniffing goes to the dark side may be sooner than you think.
Feverrotes 15
Out of all the FMLs I've read over the past 3-4 years, I swear this is the first time I've seen perdix be the first comment.
perdix 31
#99, I'm looking forward to my friend changing up the scents in her boobs. Remember, the sniffing is just a pretext to being in the Happiest Place on Earth. #100, you are right, I rarely get to be the first comment. This time I got lucky ... Hey, I might get to sniff some boobs, too:)
onlychildFTW 34
Boob sniffing, sounds creepy.
perdix 31
#105. it IS creepy, that's why it's so delightful. ;)
Saikon1357 25
But it's bound to lead to more.
ICastillo 25
#105 you're a guy and you think that's creepy, I don't know what to say....but come on man.
sens3sfailing 25
117-rule 34...and 2 girls 1 cup is a fetish, this is just an enjoyable experience to most people so getting off on it has to be somewhere in there.
gman90210 18
Damn right i would be glad to be your boyfriend
0ops_i_died 8
I'm coming up with many conclusions as to why your boobs still smell like your ex...
MissMess 12
Someone did not read the FML properly in his haste to get top comment...
Colecto_fml 26
She just had a shower that made her smell like the ex. Did you even read the FML?
StalkerChick 13
3- Reading is fundamental!
0ops_i_died 8
Oops... You're right I read it incorrectly. My apologies
MissMae93 23
19 - Read incorrectly or didn't read at all?
0ops_i_died 8
I said I was sorry, what more do you want Y__Y
iOceanus 18
28) The FMLers want your soul as compensation.
unknown_user5566 27
28- A human sacrifice. What else?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I want you to stop making those ******* faces. That's my only request.
unknown_user5566 27
35- Damn, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? He made 1 face on this thread- chill out.
lilhellian 27
I say 2 gives us his soul and 35 is the human sacrifice.
FinalTrigger 5
*hugs 28* we still love you
gracehi 33
Pssshhh! Speak for yourself, 65. The was walrus hates everything.
gracehi 33
Pleased to meet you. I am the walrus.
heygirlie777 21
62- except giving away 35 wouldn't be a sacrifice, more like a blessing.
lilhellian 27
Blessing for us.
MissMess 12
Scent is a powerful memory, sucks to be you! I'd get some and spray it so much I got sick of it. Cured.
Jjgibbs 5
Is lynx the same thing as axe?
MissMess 12
Yeah just different branding for different countries
bfsd42 20
But they also have different scents. From experience, Lynx is much better. Girls love it.
sens3sfailing 25
I use polo blue and nith girls I have dated were obsessed with the smell of it, and every gal pal of mine that has smelled it turned to their boyfriend and told them to invest in some lol.
sens3sfailing 25
both not nith*
poetrywriter12 6
Forever alone, Lynx addition XD
CherryOnTop222 7
Are you the chick from glee who plays marley?
Pleonasm 36
That Dark Temptation works a treat on the ladies! Areola don't think you should be sniffing your boobs, but it was an interesting tit-bit to share with us and I'm sure it tittilated more than one of the male commenters on this section.
aruges93 12
Omg u took the stick off ur mustache in ur pic and me and u have the same birthdays exactly
Pleonasm 36
What stick? This is genuine 102% man-stache! Hahahaha I was wondering when someone would notice- I tried my hand at paint and it seems it worked not bad!
aruges93 12
Well good job lol I can't believe our birthdays are on the same day
panda_lou 11
Yeah I noticed too. I stared at your picture and thought I was crazy because I could have sworn that there was something else there. I always thought it was a straw or toothpick. Not bad with the editing. :)
ksuth 25
Did you think you were the only person with that birthday?
aruges93 12
No I just never seen someone with that same birthday
Pleonasm 36
Sorry to burst yours or any other people's bubbles, but when I filled out the profile I just picked a random date, my condolences!
aruges93 12
O cool cool lol
ToxxicAngel 15
Haha Oops_i_died, I can guarantee it's none of the ones you're thinking of :P I think the worst part was that I haven't even seen him in two months lol. I'm definitely going to try the "spray it until I get sick of it" cure though; thanks MissMess :) perdix - Thanks for the offer, but I wasn't sniffing them on purpose. I was bent over to rub leave-in conditioner into my hair... lol
Tsunami87 17
OP's can comment on their own posts?? When did this occur?! My world has been thrown into chaos.
ManInTheMachine 20
It's been this way forever. Most just don't.
Dilwann 27
I get it. Some things just smell like happy memories, no harm in that!
perdix 31
#8, you're welcome, but I'd be happy to sniff them on purpose ;)
unknown_user5566 27
I like to see OP's comment on their own stories, but I feel like when it's done this early-on, the mystery is gone from the story, and the comments tend to fall flat.
Schizomaniac 24
Most commenters suck these days anyway.
ManInTheMachine 20
Ouch.
lilhellian 27
I'd be happy to hold them in the shower so they don't get all up in your face!
bluevayero 42
sorry for still remembering him, but even more sorry for making mental pictures ^^. nice descriptions btw :D
MissMess 12
You're welcome, I did that to get my boyfriend to stop wearing one I hated. Sprayed it all over myself all the time and he was sick of it within a week. Also *waves* from Cardiff. My fella is from Abergavenny so we head to Monmouthshire quite a lot.
sammisweets93 12
Quick question.... Who bends down to put conditioner in their hair? Don't you lift your arms up?
KiddNYC1O 22
Wow, I'm here because I sniffed out a hardcore noob...
barlos88 19
Question, the mixture of shower gel and deodorant smelled like your and you were sniffing your boobs? I'm a bit concerned over your improper use of deodorant
Kikiers21042 18
I do that sometimes for that and to brush my hair. With thick ass hair it's hard to get all the shampoo or conditioner in and out so doing that helps get the other half! And as for brushing same thing
zojieeu 6
Boobies :D
LaLince 40
Get a life!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You're the one making rude comments on a funny story. Who needs a life now?
LaLince 40
Smelling boobs in memory of a finished love? Guess who needs a life? The story could be sad or funny, it doesn't matter..
ManInTheMachine 20
The only person who needs a life here is the fucknugget dissing OP because she SNIFFED her BOOBS. You're acting like she's a crack ***** complaining about how her life sucks. Last time I checked, this site was called FML, not GAL. Add something relevant or get the **** out.
wickedninja918 1
and look at op's comment
loserman67 36
I'm completely impressed that your boobs are large enough that you can easily sniff them. AAAAHHHH big boobed women......
Shadow_Phantom 26
It's fun! :3
ICastillo 25
I want it see how fun it is.... I'm sorry, I'm sorry that was very inappropriate.
saderboi41 10
My thought exactly. That is quite impressive.
rattusrattus 19
I have UK!36As. I can stick my nose on my boobs quite easily even under this sports bra. I just have to lift my arms up.
ICastillo 25
#70 How big are UK!36As in American boob size?
Eiregal2 10
I have 36c boobs. Nice big gals
rattusrattus 19
I believe it's 36AA in US sizes. They're about the size of an average female hand when loose.
ICastillo 25
Hmm not to sound like a perv, but not bad at all.
ToxxicAngel 15
What would a UK 38 HH be?
ICastillo 25
I'm guessing very big fun bags OP. I bet you can sniff those without trying.
ICastillo 25
Hmm I bet if you sniff your boobs through out the day they will have many different scents,