Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
skyeyez9 25
When.his "pranks" are sabatoging your big wedding day, where.will it end: sugar in the car gas tank? Cutting off all your hair in your sleep? Depending if his pranks are getting worse and more sadistic, stay away from him!
rasta_pasta 4
You women and making wedding days out to be something ridiculous, i wouldn't be surprised if she pulled some stupid "this is my wedding and it has to be perfect shit" and got the cupcake as a response. You people need to get over yourselves.
My_Nightmare 19
182- What do you mean by "you people"?! Hmm?
chels1994 11
i both agree and disagree with you here..i know some people reeeeally get out of hand and turn into the biggest bitches around their wedding time, but it is a lot to handle and its a lot of stress im sure..being 16 i obviously wouldnt know first hand, but i hope ya know not every woman is like this... (not to sound like a know-it-all bitch)
juliushater 12
Bonus stage for him !!!
Enslaved 38
Some days should be off limits! FYL OP. Your brother's an ass!
buttercup_mcm 0
I know you fight him. Right?
datoismyname 22
Sucks
Mitch_Connor 11
Yeah it'll be a piece of cake.
alpaquette91 9
20 well if you "not lying", which no one will believe. Be more protective of you phone or computer.
mrssuarez2011 12
I find this sad and pathetic of your brother, ovbiously it's going to ruin your dress and your day by stressing you out, I'm sorry OP your brother is a fool, congratulations on the new hubby!
allaturca 12
Tell a really personal and embarrassing story of your brother during your wedding speech, then let it be known to everyone at the wedding in your speech what he did and that he's paying for the dry cleaning bill of your wedding dress. Most guests will probably shrug it off as an intended joke in your speech, but let your brother know in private that you mean it and that you're upset with him being such an immature ass playing a prank like that on your wedding day. If he's just a playful prankster but does still care for you as his sister, he will apologize and/or pay up. If not, you're better off seeing him as little as possible in the future. Hope it didn't ruin your special day too much.
bachooka 5
How could destroying her dress not ruin her day too much...I would just cry the rest of the day...weddings are the third most expensive thing in sometimes life...sometimes the second.beaten only by house and possibly car...the dress is usually choose to 3-5 thousand dollars...I would murder him and get off scott free on temporary insanity...
jillyj98 7
Beat his ass!